EviLane

Name EviLane

Age 25

Occupation Esthetician/O.G./Psychic to the Stars

Location Hellzville, Ill-Noize

Hometown Bloomington, IL

Sign Taurus

About Me Supersonic. Whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not. Wounds with Words. A Tangled Tongue. Taken with Debauchery. Calculative and Manipulating. Afraid not scared. Winces with Pain. Where It's At. And one Bad Ass Motherf*cker.

Why Im a GodsGirl's Member Because the ladies are AMAZING!!!

Superhero Power One must never disclose her most powerful secrets.

Sexual fantasy Die Young, Stay pretty

Weapon of Choice Words

Hobbies Applying lip gloss and being gnarly.

Music Al Green, Beastie Boys, Van Morrison, Ryan Adams, Lucero, Beck, Johnny Cash, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Temptations, Wilson Pickett, Sam Cooke, Miles & The Bird, Aretha Franklin, Social Distortion, Alkaline Trio, NOFX, on and on and on.

Movies True Romance, Rushmore, The Color Purple, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, The Big Lebowski, Sixteen Candles, Life is Beautiful, Dirty Dancing, Labyrinth, Breakin' & Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Light of Day, Run Lola Run, Kill Bill 1&2.

Books Dharma Punx. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. The Color Purple. Cash. Charlotte's Web. Where the Wild Things Are. Helter Skelter.

TV Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, The Daily Show.

Art Justin Bua, Camille Rose Garcia, Isabel Samaras, Mark Ryden, Kurt Halsey, Thomas Woodruff, Gunnar

Food mmmmm....

Education I'm a Smarty Pants.

Status active

Orientation Bi

Ethnicity Whitey McWhiterton.

Birthday may 12

Who I Idolize I serve no idol other than myself, thank you.

Goals If cars ran on BITCH, I'd never run out of gas.

Bedtime attire Me's underthings.

Nerdy Secret Pleasure Word searches & correct grammar and punctuation.

My Favorite GodsGirls Loves them all.

Unicorn or Pegasus? Why unicorn, of course

if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? With Suzanne Somers' thighs...

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posted : 06/11/08 0232 pm pst
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I love him....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's got Unicorn love!

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Sooooooooo frustrated...
posted : 04/03/08 1004 pm pst
listening to: Divinyls- Touch Myself

Seriously?!? My 21 year old sister just got home from our family's "compound" with a new Sybian....I have been ranting that I wanted one for a couple of years now and am still without, and while my little sister was cutting our Grandpa's hair today he brought the subject up and sent her on her way with one with EVERY attachment...What the shit??? I have more toys than Jesus and consider myself quite the toy afficionado, so what's up?!? Granted I've never outright asked him for one, but I guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow...That shit better arrive with the UPS man by Tuesday or I'll totallty lose it....arrrrrrrrgh!

Vibrator heiress out.

P.S. Hope you're all well! xoxo.

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Holy Balls, Batman!!!
posted : 08/21/07 0219 pm pst
listening to: Myself, giggling

Soooooo, Gunnar had a cancellation for Hell City, and I get to fill the spot....I'm gonna pee myself with excitement...whee!!!

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When it rains it pours...
posted : 08/16/07 1109 pm pst
listening to: ODB

Soooooooooooo....this week has owned me...I rushed my ma to the hospital on Sat. Nite...they sent us home after she got a couple of shots of darvocet...Then she saw her doc Monday...And since then I have heard...really sick...morphine and oxygen mask....may have had a stroke and collapsed lung....and finally... staph in her soft tissue of her neck, cellulitis, blood clot in the neck, bulging discs in c2-c7...arthritic spasms, no use of one arm...iv antibiotics for 3-4 wks, 8 wks post op care after cerebral surgery....no money...my lil single mom...I owe her my life, I will find a way to take care of her....Plus, Hey Laney, come sign my living will, you;re my executor...I am beyond myself....arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....give my mama a break...she's my heart....(tear) xo.

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YAY!!!
posted : 08/14/07 0942 am pst
listening to: Wu Tang Clan

8 days till I leave for Hell City....I'm sooooooooooo excited...Long overdue for a vacation. Whee!!!!!!!!!

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