At work. Not kidding.
Sometimes i'm a moderator, and i was working on a ChatRoom. A teenager came in, and posted "Get naked already you bunch of whores !". So i send him a standard reply message, stating that this kind of words are totally unappropriate. I already should have kicked him off the ChatRoom.
Anyway. Here's his answer :
"Shut the fuck up you cum dumpster "

Ok. Note so self : NEVER be nice to teenagers.