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Hello Godsgirl land!
I wanted to give you all a quick update, and say a quick hello to you all <3
So I have been really tired of webcaming, and haven't cammed in like 2 monthes. although the money is good..and I need to hop back on that shit.. but fucking yourself when you aren't really horny can suck.. and it makes my vagina hurty.. So I decided to try my hand err my ass at stripping.
My friend "Smitten" ( who you can follow on twitter http://twitter.com/Smitten ) and I went to a audition at a nude club in the valley. We both got hired, which is great. Somtimes we go up on stage a do "girl/girl" show together although Im not really allowed to touch her vagina. Sometimes it can be fun..except when fucking creepy pervo's wear sweat pants or those thin ass track pants in the club, and then hunt me down for a lap dance. I've already had guys try to finger me, lick my titts, and try and kiss me ...WTF. Security yells at them but the damage has already been done.. If I catch swine flu from some douche in silky pants im going to kill myself.... seriously guys don't wear sweat pants, PJ pants , track suits, or bike shorts in strip clubs.. its fucking NASTY.
I wanna learn some sweet pole tricks... because the girls at my club are like insainly good..
other then that nothing much else has been going on.
So I will end with this song I really like.
xoxox eden http://twitter.com/EdenVonSleaze
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Eden
yeah TOTALLY. I want to work at a club where sweatpants aren't allowed. It's to bad because the club is beautiful..but the clientele SUCKS!
Jenna
my friend worked at a really nice club and when a guy even attempted something creepy security was on that shit before it happened. dont let gross random guys touch you please :(
Eden
yeah I wanna try plan B in west LA. Im sorry but the valley is full of poor trashy cheap men,
Jenna
well yeah lol
Eden
I swear Im so close to becoming a flannel (ew) wearing dyke. So if you ever decide to play for the other team let me titt fuck you with a big black strap on
Sumo813
One of the guys I grew up with used to be the head of security at a strip club here in Tampa... he ended up beatin the piss outta some guy so badly, that the guy ended up driving his truck through the front door.
Security has to be nice to patrons to an extent because they want em comin back and spending the money (I used to work security in several clubs - not strip clubs) but at the same time, you have to protect those who make the money for you. Aside from that, as a gentleman, you need to keep your eye open to the shit thats going on. They need to be there to do their job... not try to lay pipe to the girls.
Jenna
im not saying security should be beating the fuck out of dudes. they have ot be nice to customers but if a guy is being extremely inappropriate like they were at eden and theyre getting away with it all the time then theyre not really doing their job.
Sumo813
Agreed. :D
Holly
I used to be a stripper, it was fun but I did it in like the ghetto of my city and it was really bad.
After work at 4am I had guys trying to pay me to go back to a hotel with them, or "take me to breakfast".
RIIIIIIGHT!! I had a few who wore sweat pants and track pants...soooo gross. I would try and avoid them best I could! hahaha.
If I open up my own club someday, you can come dance for me and security will be tighter than an airport. hahah
oxox
Holly
Eden
yes please. and NO THIN PANTS
Bobby_Banger
Yeah, that really rubs my rubbarb and not in the fun happy way. I, speaking as a "guy", have never tried that in a strip club, nor have I ever worn track pants or any of the above, no matter how drunk I might have been. I, possibly amazingly it seems, have respect for women. For the girls doing this job it is work and income. When I have ventured into a strip club, I am always polite and during the lap dance I always sit on my hands. Sometimes the girls have said it's ok you can touch my hips or similar, but even then I feel awkward. I have no understanding how these guys have been brought up lately. to much bad masoganistic rap videos I guess. Word to the men like that, Grow the fuck up.
wychlea
There's definitely something in the way we were raised. You and I have much the same attitude about this, and to me it's common sense. Unfortunately, common sense isn't all that common.
Eden
HAHHA very well said.
Nora
wow i love u!! u have a great job !!! :) dont worry swine flu is jut at my country here is so dangerous now :( and all the stripp clubs are closed :( because of it !:(
Swindle
Come dance on my lap. I will give you cookies as payment. In your hooha. Promise!
Aglaia
i'm so glad you have given us all that awesome advice. i promise, eden, i will never wear sweatpants or any other aformentioned pants in a strip club to get a lap dance from you.
scout's honor.
<3
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you need to be at a better club with better security : im not saying guys wont always try stuff but security should be on top of that shit.