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Hey Strange Strangers, Gods Girls, Friends, and Lurkers!
It has been a long time. I think the longest I have ever gone without giving an update of any kind...or even a quick hello. Either I have nothing interesting to say or if I do have any news it's a total boner killer. Not that I'm against sharing, and talking about what is...
Hello Everyone...lurkers included.
I haven't been around a whole lot because I haven't had a ton of ...or any really good stuff to write about. My life has been blah. I cancelled my trip to Canada because I had a bad feeling. I knew something was going to go wrong, I could feel it. Sure Enough I was right. My Great Grandma Died...
So, a lot and a lot of nothing has happened since the last time I gave you guys an update on my super exciting life.
I took a giant break from the internet..well more like twitter, and facebook...and I still have not been back to tumblr. I don't have a cell phone right now, I love the sense of privacy, and not feeling like I'm at...
Hey night owls. or in some cases early birds!
I thought I'd give a spur of the moment update. Sunday I met Finch at the Godsgirls Compound. I got to see Annaliese, and invade Jenna's Room and Personal space by waking her up in bed my jumping on her i, and rolling all over her. She was sick and so I drugged her.
I totally over...
|Occupation||Stripper, Smut Slut. XXX Cam girl.|
|Location||Valley of the Dolls, LA|
|Hometown||The wrong side of the tracks, Ca|
|About Me||Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. |
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointer, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
Along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this *grant money.* I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. The can be only one.*
|Why Im a GodsGirl||Annaliese gives me hands fulls of M&M's for every offensive thing I do. Needless to say I've had alot of M&M's and ATMs'|
|Superhero Power||Making a mockery of this site, and porn in general|
|Sexual fantasy||2 girls, one cupcake.|
|Weapon of Choice||I can make a bomb with almost anything. Pipe Bombs require skill. oh and I've got one hell of a right hook.|
|Hobbies||starting things and never finishing.|
|Music||NIN, Massive Attack, Motley Crue, Crystal Method, She wants revenge, The Cure, The Cars, Prince, Bowie, The Sex Pistols, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys' , Tim Armstrong, Clint Mansel, Mozart, Depche Mode, Pantera, Joy Division, Skinny Puppy, QOTSA, Benny Benas|
|Movies||Movies that Star me. (lol I've never seen one all the way through, it's awkward ) THE DARK CRYSTAL. Secretary. True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk till Dawn, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Requiem for a dream, Pi, Fight Club,T|
|Books||Anything Hemingway, because in a past life we were totally crazy in love. Half Joking. From Hell, 1984, The Bachman Books,, Leaves of Grass, Bossy Pants, White Girl Problems, Atonement, Less Then Zero, Gerald's Way, and pretty much anything Ray Bradbury.|
|TV||Dexter, Nurse Jackie, Borgias, Sopranos, BBC shows like coupling, Spaced, AbFab,etc and Canada's KIDS IN THE HALL.|
|Art||Mark Ryden, Lithium Picnic, Kevyn Aucoin, Camille Rose Garcia, Miss Van, Fafi, and my BFF Jenny!|
|Education||Beauty school & Makeup School. oh and learning everything the hard way.|
|Ethnicity||White Trash with Class|
|Who I Idolize||The lizard people lol|
|Goals||I try to keep my expectations low so I feel like a winner when I put on pants, pay a bill, and buy cat food all in the same day.|
|Bedtime attire||The collection of lovers I've housed in my covers, and a t-shirt and panties for actual sleep|
|Nerdy Secret Pleasure||Quantum Mechanics|
|My Favorite GodsGirls||The Slutty Bitches.|
|Unicorn or Pegasus?||fuck those horses. I choose SEA HORSE of course of course!|
|if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself?||Stop buying Acid from the asshole who sold me this shit.|