Eddie's journals

I really suck at returning phone calls. So if you ever find yourself calling me and I don't pick up and I don't call you back, I don't hate you. I am just lazy. It is waaay easier to text message. Even my mom is getting the hang of it.

Right now I crave pie and cupcakes and beef jerky. 711 is too far and my roomie D won't come with me cos he's tired. Today was my first day off this week, and I didn't get anything done that I wanted to. I need to do laundry, and clean floors, and do dishes, and clean the bathroom, and return stuff to Walmart...

ARGH.

We also need a new roommate. The old guy living in the basement is moving out. We think. Or he's already gone. We haven't seen him in a while. Oh well.

Someone make me feel happy...

-Ed

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i'm drunk \

and me and marla and livia had fun

at te unergourns

and w took naked pics in the bathrolm

i show you omowwow

ok i like drinks and sancing with girlies

and arla htiting on eryone

i love evrything

nbut o won't tmorrow

haha this is tupis

ok bye

HAHA THEY'RE MAKING A SAW 4

Worst idea ever. I thought the first one was creepy. Then they just got gory. And lame.

I really want to do a Halloween set. Send me ideas and I will give you intrawaeb kisses.

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Routine Personal Info:

1. What is your Current Age? 21

2. What is your sex? Girly bits

3. Are you married? Nope

4. Have you been married before? Nope

5. What is your natural hair color? Blonde

6. What color are your eyes? Blue

7. What is your sexual preference? Twig and berries

8. What is your Religious Background? NEIN

Men:
9. How long is your penis? (in inches)
10. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised?
11. Does a woman's breast size really matter to you?

Women:
12. What is your bra size? 32C
13. Does a man's penis size really matter to you? No
14. How big do you like your man's penis? Size doesn't matter! As long as I can feel it, and it's not ripping me a new hoo-hah hole
15. How would you describe your orgasms? Orgasmic

Information about your first time:
16. How old were you the first time you had sex? 18? I think 
17. In relation to you, was the person older, younger, same age? Younger
18. Did you enjoy your first time? No!
19. Approximately how long after your first time did you wait to have sex again? A few years, probably. It wasn't a consious decision, it just happened that way.

20. If you could do it over, would you:  Haha, yeah I wouldn't have gone to his house
21. Do you enjoy sex?: Yes
22. Typically, how much time do you spend engaged in foreplay before having sex with your partner? Depends on the day, sometimes more than others (I prefer more!!)

23. Do you Masturbate? I'm doing it right now
24. How old were you the first time you masturbated? Um, maybe 16/17. I found porn, and I loved it, while I loved myself.

25. If someone asked you in public, how would you answer? This is pretty public. I'd probably say something about your mom and how she turns me on. (She does, you know)

26. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Nope, I'm sneaky
27. Did the person who caught you join in? NOT APPLICABLE, BITCH
28. Have you ever had an orgasm by stimulation of a body part other than the genitals? Nope. Want to change that?

29. Have you ever been raped? No
30. Number of Semi-Serious/Serious Relationships you've had: 1
31. How long do you normally date someone before having sex with them? I've had sex on the first date before, and then haven't for months into the relationship.
32. Have you ever performed oral sex on someone? Yep
33. Has anyone ever performed oral sex on you? Indeed!
34. On average, do you enjoy performing oral sex? It's a mood thing for me. It helps if they're on the phone with their parents. 
35. On average, do you enjoy receiving oral sex from them? Yes!

36. Do you use birth control (this includes doing so for safe sex reasons as well)? Yes.  
37. Do you have sex with the lights on or off? Both. On, off, dimmed, whatever. I like to watch what's happening most days.
38. What is your favorite sexual position? doggy style

It's the "Have you ever done this?" Quiz!:
Have you ever done or used any of the following?

Sexual Video/Photos: Yes
Toys: No
Phone Sex: Yes
Cyber Sex: Yes
Swinging: No
Group Sex: No
Bondage: Handcuffs and ropes, yes 
Sex with someone outside: No?
Incest: Ew

Information about your Parents:
39. How open are your parents about sex? Ew
40. Did your parents (or their attitude) influence your decision to become sexually active? NATURE VS NURTURE??? 
41. Do your parents know you are having sex? I'm sure she can guess
42. If yes, Do they approve? Of my fucking someone? Likely not, but oh well. 

Current Sexual Activity:
43. Approximately how long have you been in your current relationship? 7 months-ish
44. If you are currently in a relationship, what turns you on about your current partner? Video games, the jeans he wears, that he makes me do things  
45. What do you look for in partners in general? That is a stupid question 
46. How often do you masturbate? Every second day 
47. How often do you orgasm by some sexual contact of another person, other than intercourse? Nope 
48. How often do you orgasm by intercourse? Nope
49. How often do you have sex (with or without orgasm)? 5 times a week 
50. How many times do you normally orgasm during one sex session? (current or previous relationships, or through masturbation) None, unless it's just me. I HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY?!

NOTHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW.

Except for, I went to Ricky's today for breakfast, and my car has been acting up. Like, the engine won't start right away, and my power locks won't work, and my interior light won't go on. So after breakfast, my car won't start AT ALL. And it's cold outside. So I call my mum, and she's all, CALL AMA! DO YOU HAVE YOUR CARD? And she's on her way, yada yada. I think it's my battery. It's not. The tow truck guy came and started it and revved the gas a million times, and said it was probably the FUEL SENSOR thing. It's all spewing unused black gas out of the exhaust pipe and I am FREAKING OUT. I brought it to our mechanic guy, but since it's Sunday, he's closed and I have to wait until tomorrow to get it looked at. I wanted to buy things for halloween!!! I don't want to spend a bajillion dollars on my stupid car. I just got two tires replaced, and that already cost me three hundred buckers.

On the plus side, I bought cute new circa shoes. I feel like such a little twelve year old in new skate shoes. Also fifteen dollar skirt and twenty bucks worth of comfy sweats. I really need warm winter sweaters though. Give cute ideas!!

Okay, I need to make alphagettis to soothe the savage hunger beast in my belly. I'm about to send in DIY's! Are you stoked? I am.

Ok so

Livia is most definately the cutest thing I have ever met, no holds barred, no contest, not even. We chilled out last night, drinking beer (which neither or us like), checking out cute boys, envying expensive trendy boots. I was making little comments about guys as they passed us at the table, and I had said something about some lanky fellows dark-rimmed glasses when he sits down beside us and starts chatting. Well, semi-chatting, he was from Brazil, and it's already hard to hear people talking in a bar with the music, but this guy had the most hardcore accent which made it even harder.  Anyway, talking with someone you barely know is fun, but maybe only for ten minutes. This guy would not get the hint! No matter how many times I would lean in to tell Livia something and COMPLETELY ignore him, he would not leave! Finally, he got up to answer his phone, and we bolted. BUT, would you believe it? When we went back in for a sec, he found us and pulled me towards the dance floor. We were looking for Livy's ex-boy-toy (read her journal - the jerk who's dating some other girl now? that's him) and I was going to pop a cap in his ass, Dover-style.

So this morning I wake up to the most beautiful girl in my bed. You're jealous.

On another note, I was watching ANTM (sue me, I'm hooked) the other day, and Tyra was talking to the new girls about their responsiblities. She said something about how they are now role models, which DEFINATELY hit a nerve. I mean, the day that my role model is some stuck-up, 105 lb, skinny rich bitch who stands in front of a camera in a bikini all day is the day that hell freezes over. Sure, some models/actors/singers nowadays use their money wisely, and give to charities and whatnot. That doesn't make you an "idol" or a "role model". I can give money to charity too. So, why am I not a role model? Because I'm not on TV? Because I don't have a talk show? Come on.

ARGH.

Go see Livia's new DIY. NOW.

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