Eddie's journals

Hey all

Guess what Eddie got?!

A laptop! Mine mine mine mine.....

Okay so, somehow I earned the nickname "Crazy Eddie" at the Calgary Tattoo Convention. I started a pyramid of Gods Girls, lost terribly at dodgeball, got a new tattoo, met Lacey and Litsy, and Siobhan for a quick second, watched Livia shoot a DIY, learned how to make my BOOTY QUAKE from Madie, made fun of Farhaad, stole a poster from a movie theatre, and generally made a big mess. There's a video floating around somewhere of me madly licking my paper plate clean at the con, and one of me trying to take off a pair of panties under another pair of panties and failing miserably. I got a new job which is actually my old job, and I got this wicked stomachache for like two weeks. I went to the emergency room the day before my birthday and if I had to tell you what my worst fear was, it would be hospitals. So I freaked out after they took blood and left the IV in my arm and started crying and begging someone to take it out and some nurse came by and told me not to be rude and to act my age. I was like, who made you god of what age I'm supposed to act? I'm allowed to be whatever age I am and still have fears, irrational or not. I'm sorry you're working the late/early shift, but you're really not helping me calm down at all. So I told them I wanted to go home, I wasn't being told anything and basically being completely ignored by everyone and then some FAT ASS nurse comes in (where are all these people when you need them anyway?) and starts fucking yelling at me telling me I could die if I went home untreated and the blood tests show an infection or something (which would have been nice to know EARLIER) and that I just wasted all their time and money. So needless to say, I don't like hospitals. I went to my doctor the next day and she gave me some painkillers that don't work, and then I went to the Strathmore emergency room (smal town) and they gave me some antibiotics that seemed to help. I'm supposed to go for an ultrasound next week to figure out what it is 'cause I still have no clue. My birthday sucked, btw. Humbug.

Hey y'all I got new hurr!

Sweet Jesus. My next tattoo is going to be a cake. With a banner that says : The cake is a lie.

I'm sad they're making a Watchmen movie. That's going to be awful. I love the Watchmen. :(

Fact:

-In "Tiny Rainbows", the makeup artist Ali Whyte was trying to help pick up little scraps of paper and I humped her head. She only recently saw the photograph.

-The outfit I'm wearing in "Bean There, Done That" all belongs to Livia, except the panties and shoes.

-I humped the bathroom wall in Toronto and ripped the back of my dress. Juliet made me do it.

-I enjoy anal sex.

-My natural hair color is blond. Very blond. Bleach blond. Blond you would be jealous of.

-I feel terrible every time I leave the house because my dog thinks we are going somewhere fun-awesome-fantastic and I wind up not taking her and I think I'm breaking her tiny little heart.

-I cannot stand when things in my house are dirty or messy. Other peoples houses I don't mind so much.

-I am very impatient when it comes to my hair. If it is at a strange length, then I want to cut it all off but as soon as I do I want it long again. I have hair ADD.

-I cry when I watch sappy romantic movies. I almost cried watching The Wedding Planner this morning.

-Farhaad is going to laugh at that.

-I hate being a disappointment to people, to the point where I will just be rude instead.

-I am a little paranoid when it  comes to relationships. I'm always afraid the other person doesn't like me and is just putting up an act.

-I think everyone hates me, deep down.

-I fall in love too easily.

-My biggest pet peeve is reading the newspaper and then getting ink on your face somehow.

-I love musicals. Rent, Rocky Horror, Sound of Music. I love it.

-I can't sing well but I always sing in the car. I stop if someone pulls up beside me.

-Keith Haring is my favorite artist.

Anything else?

Hey everyone

I promised I would post pictures, and I WILL, as soon as I have them. A while back, Amythia, Livia and Kyle were at my place and we had to remove them from my camera and we put them on Amythia's laptop (Lappy). Hopefully I will get them back but that just means I have to take more! More pictures! I found my USB thing! Go team!!

Go lurk Livia's hot new set that I shot in Toronto at the hostel. She sure looks good in gold hippopotamuses. Hippopotami? I'm not even spelling it right. Fuck that.

I've been kind of absent lately and I'm sorry. Lots of work, and trying to avoid work, and cleaning the house. Srsly, it's like nonstop cleaning. I'm a goddamned maid. I hate this computer, too. I'm working on getting a lappy of my own but it's not easy living paycheque to paycheque. I feel like I'm avoiding all my friends just because I'm afraid of going completely broke.  (I'm sorry, Livvy) Gas just keeps going up and up and everyone in my house eats my food. I don't know where all my money goes.

This will get better. Toronto kind of shot me down in terms of cashola and I'll get back on my feet soon enough.

ENOUGH. This is boring. Here is something more interesting:

Hey

Kyle is hot

She has nice bum

Love Eddie

ps: someone remind me to post pictures

http://livevideo.com/godsgirls

hahahaha go look

go do it

do it

we're on stickam

me and livia and amythia and kyle and we're moving couches

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I freaking look like Ryan Dyer in this picture...

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