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COOLEST dude evar. Minus the drinking. But dude totally rocked out to Danzig, CCR, Johnny Cash, Ludacris and Outkast and Whtie Zombie.
Dude was cool as fuck.
On my way back from albuquerque I had to get my dermal beside my eye removed since I got the second job as the server at this bar thing so that was cool because i totally remet with this girl i took a lesbian class with at the university of new mexico and it was fucking AWESOME an we hugged and it just so fun.
SO yeah the hitchiker dude. I patted his ass DOWN. I told him id fucking kill him if he tried anything and that i was fucking craazy. He reminded me of my government teacher who was all like "PINK FLOYD YALL" "TRUE STORY....VIETNAM" So i patted him down, this family was watching me like OMG WTF IS SHE THINKING (yeah i know). I dont like dot hat all the time. I just get vibes. I knew he was going to ask when i got out of the store i was ready for it. I searched his backpack pocket from pocket . Dude was legit. So I took him 90 miles home dropped him at wal mart and now I"M HEREEEE.
Booked my tattoo appointments. Getting "BORN FROM PAIN" on my left forearm reference EARTHCRISIS!!!!!!!
and then on my right wrist I'm getting SULLY and two four leaf clovers before and after the first and last letter because he is irish.
Hes in like berlin today and was like JUST in LA with gaga yesterday . ...it drives me nuts i just want him back in the states. but he has to just protect her or whatev. its actually kind of cool because she just got a house in bel air and hes this like old irish punk rocker trying to fuck with the paparazzio and he lives with her...im like she doesnt even KNOW how lucky she is to have sully in her life.
i love him so much. UGH. but after GAGA hes retiring and going on his boat and we are going to SAIL!!!!!!!!!!
yayayayayyaya
And my dog BELLA rules
just saying
xooxxo
Desra
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Desra
it was like some fancy name for lesbians and the history of it read lesbian books
lesbian poetry
blahblah
it was cool
except i CHOSE to fail because i was too lazy to write an essay....hahahaha
FAIL!
poolshark
Oh ok. I'm always too lazy to write. I would have probably failed as well.
BTW, very brave of you to pick up a hitchhiker. I would be too afraid. It's kind of you to do that and pretty bad ass that you searched him.
Desra
yeah fuck that im not gonnaf uck around...i was like ILL FUCING KILL YOU hahaha..I WILL STABB YOU WITH MY HIGH HEEL IN THE NECK and hes like "you need peace....im glad im not your boyfriend"
hahaha
and iw as like
im gay
THANKS
poolshark
That's awesome. I think I now have a crush on you for saying that! <3
Bree
hello, marry me :)
youre cuteeeeee
Desra
lets wed
immediately
and form a love shack
where we snuggle all day
yayayay
Bree
ahaha, yess
sounds good to me ;)
where ya from wifey?
;p
Desra
i live in good old new mexico!
Bree
ohhh, farrrrrrrrrr
but, not really
haha, have u been in TX before?
Taryn
dear wifey,
i am glad you didn't get killed by the hitchhiker. it was a good idea to tell him that you're crazy. 'cause even if he was crazy, he'd be more scared if he thought the person driving him was even crazier than he. i cannot wait to see your new tattoos.
loveyoubunches!
xx Taryn
Desra
i know right!!!!!!!! fucking crazy bitch on the loose picking up less crazy unsuspecting people
it was fucking RAD THOUGH
ok my moms going to scream once she sees her mouse is gone
meaning i have to go NOW
i love you
xo
Athame
You're brave taking on a hitchhiker.
The dermal looked pretty on you, so sad to see it gone:(
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What's a lesbian class?