No really, he's gay. Like he likes men. Someone told me today. Can anyone confirm. Because if so here is a clip of my world crumbling:

Daisy says: I want to be in a relationship with Bill Maher and Kevin Spacey alll together!

mike says: spacey is great
mike says: but he's gay..lol

Daisy says: NO WAY

mike says: he might not want you babe

Daisy says: YOURE KIDDING

mike says: you didnt know he was gay?

Daisy says: I'm going to cry seriously
Daisy says: He's gay?!

mike says: yessssssss

Daisy says: My world is crumbling now, thanks
Daisy says: At least now I can say the only reason we're not together is because he likes cock

mike says: daisy...

Daisy says: haha

mike says: dont you prefer i tell you the truth ?

Daisy says: Yes I do! Haha
Daisy says: I appreciate your honesty.
Daisy says: But I don't like it.
Daisy says: Haha


WTF?!

Ok, my life is so weird. I've been getting all these offers:

1. My own place, plus my own chauffer and cook, plus $80 an hour to be a SLAVE.
2. Grow TWO HUNDRED plants in a basement in exchange for my own apt. and food, and allowance.
3. Partnership in a tickle fetish video company. 50% of everything.

I'm not saying I'm going to take any of them, but seriously how strange and random are those offers?!

You know those times when you are alone in your apt., bored, high, and you are having the most RIDICULOUS conversation with someone and you are so on the same page it isn't even funny.

I was seriously just on my bed laughing and screaming so hard, I started coughing and choking. I LOVE it when that happens.

I have a meeting in 30 min. to talk about this guys birthday party. I'm going to be a clown stripper, hahaha. And he's gay, so it's even better. Don't ask me why, but I think it's better.

And then I'm going for a beer with my flatmates and then I am taking some pictures in my apt. and THEN, I am going swing dancing.

And i met my new best friend and all is well in the world.

Oh, and the other day I spent with my other best friend Samantha. We watched Yeah Yeah Yeahs documentary and an Andy Warhol documentary and cooked ALL day. She came over for pancakes and eggs and then I went over there for soup and fruit/whipped cream.

Life is soo freaking funny.

Oh yeah! Every morning I'm going to watch you tube videos of people getting tickled. It's SOOO hilarious, it will put the grumpiest man in a good mood.

Peace out!
Daisy