wow!  dude... don't you think you maybe overreacted a little??

Um...NO! Dont you think my life is important and me being um..............DEAD means something!?!?!

Yeah, I kinda dont wanna be dead by some moron that doesnt care about people cuz she is an airhead that wants to go to Macy's!

So If I totally got smashed by her retart-o-ness I should of been like ooops??? LAME! Fuck that!

no no no! i meant that she didn't hit you and you didn't die... so all's well that ends well right?

don't get me wrong, your story is hilarious and it cracked me up but scratching "cunt" into someone's car is kind of out there

I NEVER said I scratched CUNT...you assumed I "scratched" it.....mmmhmmm yup yup

oh okay sorry!!  you're right - you said you wrote it.  whoops!  i thought that was a bit crazy

hahaha awesome then

Crazy? Me?? Um...She would have deserved to get iit scratched...I have a BMW and if I didnt hesitate that moment and she took my door off...um, it would have cost ALOT more for my door than a little paint job on a New ECHO...ewww!

and my Hospital bill if she knocked me half dead would have cost my family alot more than a paint job....

I dont think I am crazy....I just think my life is worth more than a the Oooobber need of a cheap pair of shoes she was racing to get at Macy's...and that she needs a lesson...cuz if she just gets away with her careless acts....her putting more into material possesions than a human life she will continue to be a cunt and do it to other peope and maybe actually hurt/kill someones mom, dad, brother, sister or a innocent child. Isnt that more crazy? I think her getting pissed that someone fucked back with her ooooh soo precious possesions might knock her into reality...rather that teach her a lesson than her hurting someone being the lesson...She's the crazy one if you ask me.

The END

amen!

 Im like a New Age Super Hero!! haha!!

BAHAHAHAHA
you need a cape!

HAHAHAHA I love you

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