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It's 2:25 AM in Phoenix, AZ. Today I danced at a club called "Dream Palace" in Tempe. I always heard DP was kind of trashy, and that sounded fun and adventurous, so I decided to check it out. Let me tell ya, it's not as trashy as I'd hoped. What is cool about this place is that instead of lapdances, girls sell "private shows" which take place in these little "rooms" (more like booths) with tiny stages. It made me think of Charlotte at peeps, so I liked it. I didn't sell any private shows, as I worked during the day, but you know, it was fun anyway. DP is a nude club, which makes it one of the only places in the valley where girls under 19 can dance, so there were a lot of really young girls who wanted to talk about their dysfunctional relationships, which made me feel really youthful and fun.

I left there at 10 PM and headed over to a bar in Scottsdale called Mardi Gras. When I lived in AZ, I used to run a lingerie show. I caught word that tonight was the last one ever, so I swung on by and did a pro-bono performance in order to be reunited with my friends, who at one time were like distant family to me. I love those girls. We have had some really interesting times together.
Having been stripping for the past few months, I forgot what it was like to dance on podiums without a pole to hang on to...it suddenly became clear to me why I always wore clunky boots....so I said fuck it and put on my new (vintage) 80's cowboy boots (which look way more Cyndi Lauper than Loretta Lynn, but whatever....) It was a hit. People thought it was funny seeing some girl decked out in some fancy lingerie and weird boots with a pack of american spirits in them....

Now it's late and I'm sitting here with an urban outfitters bag on my head. Im dying my hair. I always think I look really cute with plastic bags or shower caps over my hair, but I'm pretty sure I'm delusional and that it's not the case. The Nick gets here in a few hours (seriously, what an awesome boyfriend, he is flying out to PHX to see me for one day between tattoo appts. amazing.) I will be waiting for him at the airport with half a grapefruit, blue hair, and more pent up sexual energy than a room full of cats in heat.
xxx
chelsea