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I am finally making a blog after so long!

Lets start back in England.


I had an amazing time! Probably the best time i've had there, i got to spend a lot of quality time with my besties.
Such great times involved-

• Overpriced bunny ears


• Stupidly high heels


• Cider


• Days in bed


• Octopussy


• 3 in a tub baths


• Late night front desk calls to our hotel room


• Love


• Girls only dinner at Stringfellows


• Lots of food

I also went to my friends' wedding which was amazing and beautiful and touching.
I had the best time, danced with Viper for hours before anyone else joined the dancefloor, ended up sat on a table with member Jonnycore (small world!), had blisters on my middle fingers from the repeated playing of Jitterbug and left happy and covered in another man's blood.
It was truely scrumptious and this is what i looked like on the day.




We went to a couple of National Trust sites and in one of them i found some awesome old "graffiti" all over the stonework of an old school bridge.




I went horse riding too, it was fun and pretty and relaxing. However, the next day i woke up in agony and unable to move without crying. I made it downstairs in my parents house and my mum called our chiropractor right away who gave me an emergency appointment.
Turns out the horse-riding had aggravated a pre-existing pelvic condition i knew nothing about and had fucked up my whole back. He did some exceedingly painful adjustments and sent me home with ice packs.
This was really bad timing because that day we had to drive across country to our friends' wedding.
The car ride was incredibly painful and that night when everyone went out to dinner i just stayed in the hotel room and cried. I haven't been in so much pain in such a long time and the painkillers were making me delirious.

I have been going to the chiropractor regularly and getting painful massage therapy ever since. I got xrays which showed my pelvis is half an inch higher on the right side, i have stage 1 degeneration in my spine leaving it 6 degrees too curved and several vertebrae were out of place. I would never have known if i hadn't fucked it up with the horse riding!

This is why i haven't been online much or keeping in touch and generally being a bad friend to you all.
I have been miserable and sore and feeling sorry for myself =(

Someone please come over and ice my back or send me one of those cool ice bag things.

Well i am going to go get back into my beloved semi-supine position since that is the only time i don't want to cry. I may have to mount my laptop to the ceiling so i can use it.

I hope you're all well and happy and that all you new ladies will be my friends =D

xoxo