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Charity

Name Charity Laurus
Age 20
Occupation Shotgun sniper/ Professional housewife/ Sugar baby
Location Houghton, MI
Hometown Bath, UK
Sign Aries
About Me I'm English, but living in MI. I love sushi and go-karts. I hate spiders and june bugs. I am a whizz with a handgun. I live in a log cabin. I like monster trucks and bad fairground rides. Speed obsessed. Shopaholic. Dogmatic, apparently.
Why Im a GodsGirl Everyone loves a naked girl.
Superhero Power Hypnotic butthole.
Sexual fantasy The Olsen Twins. Gods Girls gangbang. Geeks. Fat rockers.
Weapon of Choice Intelligence.
Hobbies Sex, Shopping, Jetskiing, Snow boarding, Cars, Movies, Good music, Travelling, Making people happy.
Music Dolly Parton only plz.
Movies 9-5
Books 1984
TV Playboy TV/CNN/MTV/VH1
Art Mark Ryden, Trevor Brown, Ray Caesar, Sas & Colin Christian, Dali
Food Sushi, Miso, Mashed potatoes, Veg Chili Dogs, Curry, Gyoza, Sammiches, Gnocchi, Risotto
Education Less than i should have, more than my peers.
Status Married
Orientation Straight
Ethnicity British/Welsh/Norwegian
Birthday mar 23
Who I Idolize Dolly Parton/ Dick Van Dyke/ Hugh Hefner
Goals Eternal happiness and a clean bathroom.
Bedtime attire Birthday suit or some cute panties and wifebeater.
Nerdy Secret Pleasure Typing of the dead/HTML fun.
My Favorite GodsGirls Chelsea, Catra, Swindle, Madie, Stiletto, Camden, Katrina, Kate
Unicorn or Pegasus? Unicorn.
if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? With a pout and a confused English mumble.
My Website
myspace.com/ggcharity

journals

I'm still here!
posted : 07/11/08 0626 am pst
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I've been a busy bumblebee.

I don't have much time online but here are a few pics to keep you satiated!









Ta ta for now
x
Epic fanny
posted : 06/22/08 1011 am pst
listening to:
First of all i would like to take this opportunity to showcase SJ's incredible photoshop skills.

She's so talented<3 Hehehe.
I hope i can somehow wangle going to the Tattoo Jam thing in No-wheres-ville, North Wales.

I am exhausted from the last couple weeks. Windsor, Toronto, Minneapolis... and England next.
I feel it is about time my body shut down and got sick but it is going well so far.

I was looking through all the messy pics from Toronto and i feel this best sums up my trip.


I met some amazing new people and had some great times with old friends too.
There were so many creative juices flowing in Canadia that weekend, Porcelain and i had some great inventions which we are going to patent.



One of my new projects is Charity's POV volume 1.
Here is the cover for it.

Starring Porcelain Snuffaluffagus, Ariariariaria and Mike Rotch.
Mmmm.

And of course Farthead was there and he was a lot taller than he looks online but just as mean.

He is very jealous of my shirt. He can't have it.

I am feeling kinda low now its all over. Swinswin stayed for a few days and now she's gone too.
So now i am back to lonerville haha.

But one more week and i am reunited with England. I cannot wait.
It should involve tattoos, drinks, weddings, good food, real friends and family.

That's all for now. I am sore and crabby from 2 new tattoos and laser removal sessions in one week. =(
Pain killers make me snoozy.

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