Chaoticka's journals

Stupid SG :P

I was never actually published on SG, and I've been using the name Chaotika for YEARS, including long before I signed up with SG. BAh! I don;t wanna be "Chaoticka" *cries* It destroys the meaning of my name...

*weep*

~le me~

I must honestly say, I have never understood most women's obsession with overpriced designer handbags.. I mean, really- what's the point of buying a purse if you won't have any money left to put in it afterwards??

So, needless to say, I always carry the finest in $5-$15 purses from the sale racks at Claire's, Hot Topic, Ross, and Old Navy. Of course, my dislike of these things goes beyond swearing to never ever spend over $50 on a purse, I also refuse to buy or use anything that Prada, Chanel, Gucci, etc make at all- shoes, clothes, make-up, whatever. This also includes the many cheap knock-offs of these types of products... I even own a shirt that says "Who the Fuck is Prada?!"

Anyways, the reason I've said all of this is cuz today one of my slaves gave me this Gucci purse...

It leaves me with 2 options:

1. Sell the mother fucker and get $100 or so for it

or

2. Use the mother fucker.The advantages to carrying such a purse are that if I go out somewhere, people will look at me differently... Like if I go out to eat or shopping, the employees there won't think I'm a theif cuz of the way I dress, and will be nice to me.

So, I dunno which is preferential... being treated nice like how rich people are treated by ignoring my moral objections to carrying a thousand dollar purse, or getting some money in wallet by giving that opportunity to someone else...

I wonder which I should do..?

What do you think?

xoxoxoxoxox

~Chaotika~

P.S... I LOVEmy new set! Thanks so much to all of you who commented on it! I love you guys!

Damn internet was down :P Fuckitty fuck fuck fuck!

Sorry I was gone for so long... *snif* :(

But I'm back!!! woot!

Now, here is a word from our sponsor:

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

I can feel it deep inside me

Burning, pulsing through my veins

Something wicked and and so enticing

Orgasmic pleasure tinged with pain

Oh, god, how fast my heart is racing

As my vision starts to blur

Warmth and goodness are replacing

The pain and stress that I endure

Walking blue paths in the snow

As my love holds me close and tight

Beneath the moons shimmering glow

Free'd from the sadness of our plight

Throw off the shackles of society

I've sprouted wings so I might fly

Spread yours and soar here beside me

Naked against the starry sky

How can there be anything wrong

With something so sweet and divine

Sing with me- you know the song

As here we idly pass our time

Sadly, though, this joy must cease

As nothing so good can ever last

Bringing me to quick caprice

A dose of pleasure unsurpased

 

xoxox

~Chaotika~

P.S... Or is it..?

I love to cook  Especially things "from scratch" as they say, or homemade... it makes me feel good. Today I made a cheesecake from scratch- no boxed kit, no nothing like that. I even made the crust myself. I don't know how people got to be so lazy that they don't even cook or enjoy their food anymore... maybe that's why we have the weight problem we do... there's no effort involved in making food, so people don't appreciate their food, people don't know what's in it, nothing... then they shovel garbage down their throats...

Ecch...

If there's ever a godsgirls gettogether that I can attend, I plan on bringing something yummy... cuz I'm crazy like that.

Ok, I'm gonna go watch George Orwell's "Animal Farm".. I found an animated version- woot!!!

Here, this is for you:

You should watch this... It'll make you happy.

xoxox

~C~

Wheee- happy happy joy joy!!!

Maybe I'm crazy, but I like to get dressed up for no reason sometimes  today was just one of those days, I guess... This is me riding in a friend's car... I am making a heart with my hands for you

My roomies and I went to see Borat a few days ago- it was one of the funniest moves I've ever seen!!! I didn't get dressed up for it- in fact I pretty much just dragged meself out of bed, thre on a sweater and some pants, and went... Here's me with a bunch of my friends after the movie:

Yeah... can you guess which one is me? Hint: I am making a very sexy face

Anywho: I COMMAND you to see this movie!!!

Borat is fucking awesome, and ever since the Ali G show came out, Borat was my favorite right after the German Gay TV guy

What? You don't know German gay TV???

heeheehee!!! Watching those stupid Jock Frat boys get pwnd by Bruno is just fucking godly!!

Okie Dokie, I gotta start packing- I have a photshoot in San Diego, and a trip to San Diego means sex on the beach! It's a tradition... i dunno why, but every time I go to San Diego, I have to go to the beach at night and have a naughty, naked time...  I just can't believe my boi's never had sex on the beach before!!! I love being the first to do something like that with someone... it makes me feel special  Huzzah!!!

xoxox

~C~

W007!!! PWND UR N00B @55E5!!!

As much as I loathe "L337 5P3@K", I am so giddy that I can actually justify it's use. Check out the Faux "News" Channel if you're in need of a good laugh... They're saying the most ludicrous things to get the fearmongering back to the heady power it once was... It's fucking funny as hell  The best part is, since the Dems have found their balls and confidence, everytime Faux tries to argue with a Dem or try and make them look bad, it just makes Faux look even stupider  Brilliant!

I am sooooo happy!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

~Miss Chaotika~

Fuck... sometimes the world is sooo scary that one almost needs drugs simply to function  I think I need a break from the news/politics/etc, cuz it scares the shit out of me... And the suspension of Habeus Corpus and new "terrorist" definitions make me feel afraid to even share my opinions and thoughs on those subjects, because now, if I say something they don't like they can just label me an "Enemy Combatant", haul me off, torture me, and they don't even have to say "why"...

The worst part, though, is that no one is talking about it, and really, people should be doing so much more! People should be up in arms, marching and screaming and fighting this impending fascism... That they aren't is terrifying to me- why is everyone so blissfully unaware? What has happened to the world?

Ok, I'll stop before I get myself in trouble  I may sound silly, but "just because you're paranoid/ don't mean they're not after you"...

So, yeah.. Samhain was rather dull this year.. Our truck sits across the street with a dead engine and a flat tire, and our pockets are empty, so we stayed home and watched the History Channel.. Tonight I got out to the Gothy Club, though... I don't know if that was a great idea, now, though... They had a "Burlesque Show", which I was excited to see until I got there...

I kid you not, the dancers THIGHS were bigger around than my hips  Good god, if I wanted to see that much bare, jiggling flesh I would just go to Walmart on a hot day! Now I'm going to have nighmares about Neo-Con-fascists and Obese women wearing pasties...

Fuck it, I gonna pack up my bags and head out.. Maybe I can go to L.A. and do a 2-girl shoot for GG  That would cheer me up, for sure!!!

I need to be cheered up, too... perhaps some chocolate will help... yesss... I am off to consume massive quanities of chocolate

xoxox

~C~

Just when I thought I'd had a bad day, my newest set goes up:

Fucking awesome! I am a happy monkey

I wanted to thank everyone for all the wondeful picture comments, by the way  I'll probably still be blushing in the morning!!!

I've been lurking alot, and working alot, too... tomorrow, however, I finally have a free day, so I'm going to comment in all the journals and pictures I've been meaning to comment on- FINALLY!!! heehee!

xoxox

~C~

P.S... I love you