kelly
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03/07/08 12:49 pm pst
i got that gyno table for free on craigslist. some doctor was moving his practice and wanted to get rid of all his medical furniture. he offered my those motorized beds too but i didnt have room. i hadnt slept the night before, and for some reason i was picking this thing up at like 8AM. i was drop dead tired and i remembered thinking to myself ... "this is what your life has become, you havent slept, and youre up at 8AM so you can go pick up a free gyno table ... not to self, reexamine your life choices"
i had to pick up a day laborer from a local home depot. he would not shut up once he got in the car, and i could barely understand him. we got to the location and each picked an end to lift, and i got the thing lifted right above my knee and i look over and homeboy couldnt lift his end higher than an inch. oh, i forgot, i "borrowed" a dolly from home depot cause i forgot mine at home. by borrowed, i mean ... bought and returned. anyhow, he finally lifts it cause i basically shook my head and gave him the look of "youre acting like a vagina and i will make you walk back to home depot if you dont lift this gyno table like a man". drops it on the dolly. then promptly jams it into the side of the doctors wall, creating a big gash. he was not pleased. but its hard to find good help these days. the doctor asked if i had my own practice. and i just looked over at him and said ... nooo. expressionless. i was an asshole back then and i was dead tired. he took that to mean he should not talk to me.
now craiglisters do this shit all the time and i hate it. the stuff is free but they cant bare to let that happen so they usually try to take on something. so this guy wanted me to move a mattress for him. and i obliged. reluctantly.
the gyno table is extremely heavy. i was a little worried about it falling through the bed of my pickup truck as all that stands between the table and the ground is a 1/8 each sheet of plywood thats been left out in the rain for maybe 20 years. but i got it home alright. i think i had my friend help me get it down from the bed the next day and onto my driveway. back then i was selectively lazy, so for ... id say at least 3 months, there was a gyno table sitting in my driveway. just sitting there. and its not like my place is secluded. people walk by all the time. anyhow, i plugged it in and everything works. its got hydraulics that lift the thing up and down, also tilts the seat up and down. but the biggest surprise is that the doctor left all his medical tools inside the drawers. so i got 4 sizes of those metal ducky things they use to expand the vagina. some cotton swabs, some tongue depresser things. even the stirrups. i was elated.
so i think catra may have come up with the idea of doing stiletto with a strap on. and silly me, i happen to own a strap on. then i suggested we shoot on the table cause after several months of having this table in my garage, i had yet to shoot on it. to this day, this is the only shoot ive done with it. weird.
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