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Yesterday I tried out for the LFL (Lingerie Football League). I'm fucking good at tackle football... Me and one of my friends tried out... And I can guarantee that we both look better than most of the fake preppy blond bitches in lingerie.
All the people there looked at us like we were freaks of nature with tattoos. They were staring at us and talking to each other while laughing.
I was mostly writing this journal entry though to complain about how soar I am.
I need to start working out.. I can't walk today, or bend over, or lift my arms, or sit down. I need a full body massage.
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Brit
I'm coming to Pennsylvania :)
wychlea
Brit, you are infinitely hotter than the usual stereotypical plastic blondes. You know it, they know it, they get insecure. : )
Yes, a massage and then relaxing in a hot tub would be just what you need.
oxox
Turandot
Seconded.
Imogen
thirded.
haha.
I know that's not a word. Maybe I could have went with "agreed"
Nevaeh
Fuck those hoes. I'd pick you to tackle me any day. lol.
Vera
those bitches just be jealous. you're a bombshell ;)
xMangox650x
they're just scared of you, id pick you for my team any day, and give you a massage also ;)
Alohra
People were this way even in SEATTLE?! I was going to say that you should come to Portland, where everyone has tattoos and piercings, but I'd think that Seattle would be at least almost as good. They're all fools.
Love,
Laura
BigDirty
Okay wtf. I have been on this site since the beginning. I live in Seattle. I throw shows all over town, and yet somehow we have never spoke to each other nor have I heard of the Lingerie Football League. So to start this off... Hello neighbor. How are you? May I borrow some sugar? Ok now that that is out of the way, where is this league based out of? I couldnt tell if you were still with your band or not. Anyways you should comeo out to a show or one of the circus performances I work with. Regardless of all of that though, I am trying to get a night in June to have my friends and models, Kyle, Wren, and Leyla from Canada as well as Gabrielle here in WA to have a GG night. If your interested, drop by the page and say hello.
Julene
you're making me wish there were enough girls in LA to start a team. all tattooed, all rad, all down to kick some barbie ass! ;)
Kinley
i love this idea~!
ChiAli
That'd be the shit....fuck I might use that as a subplot in a script I'm writing, if so, you'll get a co-writer credit & $$$
Julene
oooh i like those funny little S's. what do they stand for again? ;)
ChiAli
hahaha, THE RECESSION sux!
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I would have DEFINITELY picked you for the lingerie team!!! <3
I would also give you a full body massage, if we lived closer to each other. Unfortunately, Pennsylvania to Washington is a LONG drive! :(
I hope you feel better soon.
<3 <3 <3