Let's make you laugh.

1.  the Ramone's tank set was shot before the makeup artist showed up. we couldn't figure out what to shoot, so we chose the closest piece of furniture we could find in the room.....

2.  notice how, in the 'piedini' set, in the first few shots my arm is handcuffed to a bedpost, then the cuff is no longer used. we were bored and at a house with very few ideas. one of the first sets of the day.....also why there are primarily nude shots and less clothing shots.....also the reason i showed off the goods so much. ----> i had no idea what the fuck i was doing.

3.  The set Hustlers was actually shot by CHRISTINE KESSLER, not Matthew Cooke.

4.  In the grill set, i was put on the grill bc annaliese and i thought the idea of being infront of the grill was boring.....let it be known that earlier that day i sliced my finger open (bled) from my pvc body suit,  and my bum was all scratched up from the tree set.....so when you get to the video version, my strategic rubbing of my bum was an attempt to look cute and sexy while massaging the scratches and bbq grill marks off of my poor achy body.

5. when the bathtub set comes out, i fell. Hard. after the grill set. I was bruised like no other for 2 weeks....and caused an actual tidal wave in the bathroom, covering ye olde photographer.