Aubrey's journals

my face is a fucking grease machine bleh
i'm going to punch myself in the face.

i hate mushy grapes. wtf

you should be more active.
it's more fun that way,

love,
aubrey.

pee talk in the chat.
you're missing out if you ain't in here..

i am very content with life.
i can't wait for canada.
i want to be the crazy tattooed white bitch in rap videos.
gold bikinis are the shit.
i need to get my nails done.
i make too many lists.
sometimes i wish i had someone to waste my time on, then i remember how much i hate answering to anyone or feeling obligated to anybody.
guys with neck tattoos are hot.
my nails are getting super long, i don't know whether i wanna see how long they can  get or just cut them down.
cupcakes from my work are bangin.
i love the way e-40 says ooooooohhhhhh.
i wish i had the motivation to run.
method man, paul wall, lil jon, and dipset shoud all be my friends.
i miss the summer.
get hyphy.

Hi I’m Mark and yes that’s a cartoon head of George Bush in the picture for biz reasons .

I like your profile.

I guess u could say I’m a DILF that comes with benefits lol.

I am a nice guy, a single parent with custody of 2 (yes they are my focus).

I don’t want to wife you. I’m just looking for a friend for adult company. Someone to take care of me and I can be very good to you.

I would like to get to know you if you are up for it. Sn on aim is ******** if u use it. If u r a txt type, cell is ***.***.****. Hope to hear from you.


Mark


this is him:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=59764256

firstly, pictures:










so that was my weekend.
more pictures probably later.

friday night i got retarded drunk, falling all over the place and throwing up.
meh that normally doesn't happen. that's the 6th time in my life since i started drinking at 13.
it was fun night though. whatever.

saturday silvana and i headed up to nyc.
picked up adam on the way.
met up with kim.
met up with her dudes.
got food, everyone got falafels and i went down to rays pizza.
if you know anything about nyc, rays pizza is where it's at.
hung out on st marks. gave away adams cigs to drunk punk rock girls.
gave away more of his cigs to a random guy.
went to bbq. got some beer.
went to brooklyn, chilled.
arrived home at 6 am.

next weekend MONTREAL OR BUST.

i hate most old women.
they are such bitches, rude, annoying, and can not drive for shit.
the next old woman who marches into my bakery and yells at me about our prices, touches the food without asking, or tries getting free food..... i might punch.
k not really but still.

seriously though go play bingo or something and leave me alone plz

this is my comb after getting the hair glue out of my hair

one of my most prized posessions

beeeeerz

is so good so farrr.
yesterday was awful.

grilled cheese is good.
and i'm off to canada next week to hang out with the best girls living minus my ladies amanda and silvana.

this weekend might just be super awesome as well.
fshfjsdhf

oh and i took my weeaaavvvee oout

totally dreamt about partying in a warehouse with couches and sticking a tampon in some guys ear.