Ariel

Name Ariel X

Age 26

Occupation Professional Widow maker

Location California

Hometown Valencia, CA

Sign Taurus

About Me I have freckles on my arms and my face but not anywhere else ( I guess a few on my legs) I always have bruises on my legs because I like to squeeze my cellulite because I think that will make it go away :). When its totally quiet and completely inappropriate, I like to shout "PUBES". I laugh at poop and fart jokes ( like on "Harold and Kumar go to white castle" and those girls play battleshits...I almost piss my pants everytime I watch that scene) . I love sugar candy not chocolate candy. Ive never smoked a cigarette (not ever tried) I like to drink vodka straight up. When someone mentions a girl named Sheila I automatically think she has to be fat. If I had a penis I would play with it all day. Some times I answer the phone and when the person asks to speak with someone else I say "Oh [he/she] can't talk right now because my dick's in [his/her] mouth". when people bend over forward I make fart sounds to imply that that person just tooted (yes this is how I keep myself amused) I think porn stars are nicer than fetish models but all in all I think most people in general are shit bags ( including myself) I think the scariest thing to encounter would be a masturbating ghost. They say spirits are left on earth because they feel they haven't finished living or they have a story to tell. If i meet a ghost who's bating...I know what he/she was living for---- ya' mean. I got my pubes waxed for the first time on December 18th, 2005. Here are some stupid facts about me: I was born May 15th 1980 (zodiac sign: Taurus) I was a virgin until I was 20 I am a huge computer components nerd�.I love bullshitting with people about hardware on Macs and PCs My favorite movies are: Natural Born Killers, Some Like it Hot, and Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Donnie Darko, anything horror (especially if its bad) I like to eat food that is intended for children i.e.: Spaghettios, Fruity Pebbles, Gogurt, Lunchables. I also order all my fast food in Kid meals (because you get a toy). If someone in a public place farts I will laugh out loud. I don�t pretend like it didn�t happen, like a mature adult�that�s just beneath me. I can probably drink more beer in one sitting than you can I work out about 4 times a week, not to be healthy or to gain muscle but because the gym has satellite TV and I can watch shows that I can�t watch at my house. My favorite form of birth control is Butt Sex Favorite foods: Avocados, Pizza, burritos, sushi Favorite restaurant: Del Taco Favorite music: metal, drum and bass Favorite colors: Black

Why Im a GodsGirl I got Godsgirls into the Mile High Club

Superhero Power super fast Jerk off Strokes

Sexual fantasy I like boys in girls' underwear

Weapon of Choice my smile

Hobbies watching tv, eating del taco, playing with my rat, punching dolphins

Music metal

Movies natural born killers, gone with the wind, some like it hot, edward scissor

Books

TV anything on Cartoon Network or the HIstory chanel

Art ashley wood

Food Del Taco

Education what's it good for?