Ariel's journals

Sunday Pool Party
(Rehab Style)

Date: Sunday, August 26th…
Time: 2:00pm or whenever you get there, til…
Why: Shake up this side of town. If you were here last year, you
know what I mean.
Attire: This is summer time and it’s HOT so this one is Casual.
Remember, this is a pool party. Please bring towel, Clothing optional… 
Drinks: Yes, there will be beer, appetizers, jello shots, Vodka Special Drink, mixers and some alcohol, BUT, if you want a certain type of alcohol, then byob and the bartender will keep it aside…
Shows: I hate normal parties and will do my best to shake this one up… You never know what might happen. Btw. Does anyone have a strap-on?
People: All girls ofcourse are welcome. If you are a guy, please show up with a girl or two. That doesn’t mean two - three guys and 1 girl. If you don’t know one or can’t bring one, then this is probably the wrong party for you…If that is a problem, please contact me first before showing up…

for the Address to this location and to RSVP please email me at ariel@arielx.com

see you there coolies

those a-holes finally did it. They deleted my account. I didn't have any nudes on there and I didn't like to any porn sites....but some christian folk complained enough to get me deleted. I have a new profile and feel free to add my new account to your friends list

here my link: http://www.myspace.com/arielxs

I'll see ya in hell :)

Dating can take its toll man. Like...when you go on a date with someone and you really really want to fart but you don't really know the person and you don't wanna gross them out too soon so you hold it. Then you get a stomach ache and you start feeling a little ill.
Or if you're use to texting your friends every second of the day but then you meet someone that you actually respect and don't wanna be rude to so you can't text people as much as you want...so you restrain...that's hard...that's really hard.
Or you really wanna do some NASTY stuff in the sac...but like you've only known the person for a good 3 hours and you don't know if you should put 1 or 2 fingers in their ass....that's hard...man....that's hard.
Or your use to watch cartoon network every night while you sleep and you really wanna see Family Guy but the person you are sleeping with doesn't really watch cartoons so you start jonesing bad, then you get home and watch the first 2 seasons of every cartoon you've ever seen...that can mess a chick up man.
Or you're not use to people being nice to you and opening doors for you and being sugar bears to you and your first reaction is to be mean to them for being such a nice person.
The hardest part....by far, is when you start thinking about your "significant other" as more than just a piece of meat and actually start "liking" him/her. You start thinking about them all the time. Every time something funny happens to you the first thing that you want to do is call your person up and tell them about it. Every time you see some morbidly obese person you wanna capture them on your camera and send their image on over to your new buttbuddy so you can both talk shit :) When someone falls off the treadmill at your gym you text your new fuckfriend right away to share the great news. When someone gets stabbed in the face on a bus in Lancaster you immediate have to call you person up and laugh about the permanently disfigured countenance.
I guess it has it's good parts but in the end they all go away and you lose a friend as well as a really really good lay

I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. It wasn’t anything I had to do; they were not impacted or anything. They were causing me some sinus problems however. I have huge holes in my mouth now so I can’t really eat anything solid. I’ve been eating yogurts and mashed potatos. I’m not sure that getting my teeth pulled before the holidays was a good idea because I won’t be able to eat any of the damn good food but then again maybe it was a good idea because then I won’t be able to eat too much and get all heffy. I am trying to get in shape for the AVN convention and all that crap so this diet that is being forced on me isn’t so bad. I am on antibiotics and pain killers which make me feel tired all the damn time. With the holidays and what not, there isn’t a lot of shooting going on for me. I have all of next month booked so this was the perfect time get these fuckers out of my mouth. I will have enough time to recover and all that shit.

Okay Christmas is in a few days. I have my fire burning day and night for the Winter Solstice so if the sun comes back next summer you can thank me for doing my part

Happy Holidays or what ever….next year is 2007 WTF…where does the time go?

someone needs to make it so that Cell phones can be used for remote controls on TV's and DVD players or whatever. I lose my remote control every day. It usually falls in the cracks of my sofa or my bed and sometimes my ass and sometimes I spend hours looking for the remote control, rather than spend the 2 seconds it would take to physically change the channel by hand. It would be nice to dial my phone number and have my remote control ring and/or vibrate so I could find it easily.

This is also a great idea because it will force people to not talk on the phone while they are watching TV. I hate when people call me and then I try to talk to them but I have to repeat myself 80 times because they are listening to what the television is saying rather than listen to the person he/she called...don't call people if you're not going to talk to them.....OKAY

well if you read this and you invent it, you need to pay me some money or at least give me the product for free along with a lifetime supply of vitimin gummybears

I’m on a quest to find food that is too spicy ( as in hot) for me. I like my food to burn going in and coming out. I like to sweat when I eat. I like food so hot it makes me shake as if I’m in shock. There use to be this awesome South Western grill place in Valencia, called “Delicados” and they had this sauce called “nitro sauce” it was the most tasty spicy sauce I have ever encountered. Alas, the restaurant went out of business and I have been on a search to find something as spicy and still tasty.
I went out to PA to check on my house and visit my little brother, Roarke. Roarke knows about my love for hot food so he took me out to get buffalo wings at the quaker state or some shit. The wings were good, I couldn’t taste the meat or anything but the sauce was so hot it made my lips swell 4 times the size.(I love that about hot food. I make your lips bigger, speeds up your metabolism while it releases endorphins and it makes you crap out pretty much every thing you ate so you don’t really gain a pound.)
Okay I’m off on a tangent here. Yeah the wings were good but they were no “Delicados”.
I have tried things since but I can’t say I have found anything that makes me truly happy. If anyone can tell me of a place in Southern California worth trying, I will kiss you on your lips 

I was talking to my boyfriend about things I do that I didn't expect other people to do. Like scratching the dead skin off my scalp and having it get stuck under my finger nail and then I chew it out with my teeth. YES YES, it sounds disgusting but if you have hair I bet you do it and don't even realize you do.
this led me to thinking...what else does everyone do but never talks about.....and my mind wandered.....
-sticking their hands in there genital area and then smelling their hands
-smelling their own armpits
-eating expired yogurt or what ever else is in the fridge
-(dudes) trying to give yourself head or at least see that you can reach
-(chicks) tasting yourself...if you know what I mean
-Watching "That's so Raven"
-pretending to put down several one dollar bills for your stripper but then only putting down one or pick up most of what you did put down when the stripper isn't looking ( I've seen some dudes do this)
-peeing in the bath tub
-pooping in the bath tub
- farting and for a breif moment, liking the way it smells

November has already turned out to be a great month for me. I have a 6 page spread in the November issue of Hustler Taboo

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And today I found out that I was nominated for an AVN award for "Best Tease Performance " for a movie called Sex Gallery, 3 Vision Entertainment I'm up against some really hot girls so I'm not holding my breath about winning but it is an honor nonetheless just to be nominated.
If you want see who else was nominated for any other awards add comment

I went to the bank ATM today to deposit a check. There are two machines, both were occupied. At one of the machines a man was going about his business doing what you should be doing at an ATM. At the other machine, some stupid bitch was chatting on her cell phone and she kept having to cancel her transactions because she couldn't focus. Okay...there was a line of at least 3 people including me....there shouldn't be a line on a thursday at an ATM. at 2pm...there just shouldn't be.

After about 5 minutes of waiting for this stupid broad to finish talking to her mom about how much money she should take out for little timmies allowance, I shout out, "Hey Lady, get off the phone and finish your business, We have a line!"

She turns around and scouls at me...like I'm the asshole. The other people in line appreciated my gestures to get her moving but it didn't seem to make a difference because she just sat there...at the machine...talking.....and talking...and talking. She is probably still there.

If you can not function in society while you are talking on your cell phone then you need to stay at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I was looking at my cat's asshole the other day.....

and I noticed that she has brown spots on her rim...now...I know cats are not as concerned with their anuses ( anusi? what's the plural of anus?) being as clean as a human's anus...well, I mean a human whom grooms him/herself's anus....so these little spots may very well be poopies or the beginning of say, dingleberries. I can't say I want to get close enough to this brown eye to truly investigate. but I have noticed that these little spots haven't moved in the past couple days so i'm beginning to think they are freckles. This got me thinking....there's got to be a person or persons with freckles around their asshole and I'm sure there's a porn star out there with freckles on her asshole and people probably wonder if its poopies. This got me thinking about what color I should paint my toes. don't ask why it's just the way my mind wonders.