Dating can take its toll man. Like...when you go on a date with someone and you really really want to fart but you don't really know the person and you don't wanna gross them out too soon so you hold it. Then you get a stomach ache and you start feeling a little ill.
Or if you're use to texting your friends every second of the day but then you meet someone that you actually respect and don't wanna be rude to so you can't text people as much as you want...so you restrain...that's hard...that's really hard.
Or you really wanna do some NASTY stuff in the sac...but like you've only known the person for a good 3 hours and you don't know if you should put 1 or 2 fingers in their ass....that's hard...man....that's hard.
Or your use to watch cartoon network every night while you sleep and you really wanna see Family Guy but the person you are sleeping with doesn't really watch cartoons so you start jonesing bad, then you get home and watch the first 2 seasons of every cartoon you've ever seen...that can mess a chick up man.
Or you're not use to people being nice to you and opening doors for you and being sugar bears to you and your first reaction is to be mean to them for being such a nice person.
The hardest part....by far, is when you start thinking about your "significant other" as more than just a piece of meat and actually start "liking" him/her. You start thinking about them all the time. Every time something funny happens to you the first thing that you want to do is call your person up and tell them about it. Every time you see some morbidly obese person you wanna capture them on your camera and send their image on over to your new buttbuddy so you can both talk shit :) When someone falls off the treadmill at your gym you text your new fuckfriend right away to share the great news. When someone gets stabbed in the face on a bus in Lancaster you immediate have to call you person up and laugh about the permanently disfigured countenance.
I guess it has it's good parts but in the end they all go away and you lose a friend as well as a really really good lay