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Ariel

Name Ariel X
Age 26
Occupation Professional Widow maker
Location California
Hometown Valencia, CA
Sign Taurus
About Me I have freckles on my arms and my face but not anywhere else ( I guess a few on my legs) I always have bruises on my legs because I like to squeeze my cellulite because I think that will make it go away :). When its totally quiet and completely inappropriate, I like to shout "PUBES". I laugh at poop and fart jokes ( like on "Harold and Kumar go to white castle" and those girls play battleshits...I almost piss my pants everytime I watch that scene) . I love sugar candy not chocolate candy. Ive never smoked a cigarette (not ever tried) I like to drink vodka straight up. When someone mentions a girl named Sheila I automatically think she has to be fat. If I had a penis I would play with it all day. Some times I answer the phone and when the person asks to speak with someone else I say "Oh [he/she] can't talk right now because my dick's in [his/her] mouth". when people bend over forward I make fart sounds to imply that that person just tooted (yes this is how I keep myself amused) I think porn stars are nicer than fetish models but all in all I think most people in general are shit bags ( including myself) I think the scariest thing to encounter would be a masturbating ghost. They say spirits are left on earth because they feel they haven't finished living or they have a story to tell. If i meet a ghost who's bating...I know what he/she was living for---- ya' mean. I got my pubes waxed for the first time on December 18th, 2005. Here are some stupid facts about me: I was born May 15th 1980 (zodiac sign: Taurus) I was a virgin until I was 20 I am a huge computer components nerd….I love bullshitting with people about hardware on Macs and PCs My favorite movies are: Natural Born Killers, Some Like it Hot, and Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Donnie Darko, anything horror (especially if its bad) I like to eat food that is intended for children i.e.: Spaghettios, Fruity Pebbles, Gogurt, Lunchables. I also order all my fast food in Kid meals (because you get a toy). If someone in a public place farts I will laugh out loud. I don’t pretend like it didn’t happen, like a mature adult…that’s just beneath me. I can probably drink more beer in one sitting than you can I work out about 4 times a week, not to be healthy or to gain muscle but because the gym has satellite TV and I can watch shows that I can’t watch at my house. My favorite form of birth control is Butt Sex Favorite foods: Avocados, Pizza, burritos, sushi Favorite restaurant: Del Taco Favorite music: metal, drum and bass Favorite colors: Black
Why Im a GodsGirl I got Godsgirls into the Mile High Club
Superhero Power super fast Jerk off Strokes
Sexual fantasy I like boys in girls' underwear
Weapon of Choice my smile
Hobbies watching tv, eating del taco, playing with my rat, punching dolphins
Music metal
Movies natural born killers, gone with the wind, some like it hot, edward scissor
Books
TV anything on Cartoon Network or the HIstory chanel
Art ashley wood
Food Del Taco
Education what's it good for?
Status In a Relationship
Orientation Straight
Ethnicity
Birthday may 15
Who I Idolize
Goals make pissing in public legal
Bedtime attire brass knuckles
Nerdy Secret Pleasure I read comics
My Favorite GodsGirls Darenzia
Unicorn or Pegasus? neither, Trolls are the best
if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? wait...isn't he Scuzzelbutt's leg?
My Website
www.arielx.com

journals

Pool Party- all gods girls are invited
posted : 08/10/07 0140 pm pst
listening to: your mom

Sunday Pool Party
(Rehab Style)

Date: Sunday, August 26th…
Time: 2:00pm or whenever you get there, til…
Why: Shake up this side of town. If you were here last year, you
know what I mean.
Attire: This is summer time and it’s HOT so this one is Casual.
Remember, this is a pool party. Please bring towel, Clothing optional… 
Drinks: Yes, there will be beer, appetizers, jello shots, Vodka Special Drink, mixers and some alcohol, BUT, if you want a certain type of alcohol, then byob and the bartender will keep it aside…
Shows: I hate normal parties and will do my best to shake this one up… You never know what might happen. Btw. Does anyone have a strap-on?
People: All girls ofcourse are welcome. If you are a guy, please show up with a girl or two. That doesn’t mean two - three guys and 1 girl. If you don’t know one or can’t bring one, then this is probably the wrong party for you…If that is a problem, please contact me first before showing up…

for the Address to this location and to RSVP please email me at ariel@arielx.com


see you there coolies

myspace deleted my account
posted : 02/26/07 1211 pm pst
listening to:

those a-holes finally did it. They deleted my account. I didn't have any nudes on there and I didn't like to any porn sites....but some christian folk complained enough to get me deleted. I have a new profile and feel free to add my new account to your friends list


here my link: http://www.myspace.com/arielxs


I'll see ya in hell :)

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