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Pool Party- all gods girls are invited posted : 08/10/07 at 01:40pm pst listening to:your mom

Sunday Pool Party
(Rehab Style)

Date: Sunday, August 26th…
Time: 2:00pm or whenever you get there, til…
Why: Shake up this side of town. If you were here last year, you
know what I mean.
Attire: This is summer time and it’s HOT so this one is Casual.
Remember, this is a pool party. Please bring towel, Clothing optional…

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myspace deleted my account posted : 02/26/07 at 12:11pm pst

those a-holes finally did it. They deleted my account. I didn't have any nudes on there and I didn't like to any porn sites....but some christian folk complained enough to get me deleted. I have a new profile and feel free to add my new account to your friends list


here my link: http://www.myspace.com/arielxs


I'll see ya in hell :)

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sometimes dating is hard posted : 02/18/07 at 09:45pm pst
Dating can take its toll man. Like...when you go on a date with someone and you really really want to fart but you don't really know the person and you don't wanna gross them out too soon so you hold it. Then you get a stomach ache and you start feeling a little ill.
Or if you're use to texting your friends every second of the day but then you ... read full entry >
Pulling Teeth posted : 12/23/06 at 06:42pm pst
I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. It wasn’t anything I had to do; they were not impacted or anything. They were causing me some sinus problems however. I have huge holes in my mouth now so I can’t really eat anything solid. I’ve been eating yogurts and mashed potatos. I’m not sure that getting my teeth pulled before ... read full entry >
Someone needs to invent this posted : 12/11/06 at 01:30pm pst listening to:nothing, I'm eating fried rice
someone needs to make it so that Cell phones can be used for remote controls on TV's and DVD players or whatever. I lose my remote control every day. It usually falls in the cracks of my sofa or my bed and sometimes my ass and sometimes I spend hours looking for the remote control, rather than spend the 2 seconds it would take to physically change ... read full entry >
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Name ariel x Age 26 Occupation Professional Widow maker Location California Hometown Valencia, CA Sign Taurus About Me I have freckles on my arms and my face but not anywhere else ( I guess a few on my legs) I always have bruises on my legs because I like to squeeze my cellulite because I think that will make it go away :). When its totally quiet and completely inappropriate, I like to shout "PUBES". I laugh at poop and fart jokes ( like on "Harold and Kumar go to white castle" and those girls play battleshits...I almost piss my pants everytime I watch that scene) . I love sugar candy not chocolate candy. Ive never smoked a cigarette (not ever tried) I like to drink vodka straight up. When someone mentions a girl named Sheila I automatically think she has to be fat. If I had a penis I would play with it all day. Some times I answer the phone and when the person asks to speak with someone else I say "Oh [he/she] can't talk right now because my dick's in [his/her] mouth". when people bend over forward I make fart sounds to imply that that person just tooted (yes this is how I keep myself amused) I think porn stars are nicer than fetish models but all in all I think most people in general are shit bags ( including myself) I think the scariest thing to encounter would be a masturbating ghost. They say spirits are left on earth because they feel they haven't finished living or they have a story to tell. If i meet a ghost who's bating...I know what he/she was living for---- ya' mean. I got my pubes waxed for the first time on December 18th, 2005. Here are some stupid facts about me: I was born May 15th 1980 (zodiac sign: Taurus) I was a virgin until I was 20 I am a huge computer components nerd�.I love bullshitting with people about hardware on Macs and PCs My favorite movies are: Natural Born Killers, Some Like it Hot, and Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Donnie Darko, anything horror (especially if its bad) I like to eat food that is intended for children i.e.: Spaghettios, Fruity Pebbles, Gogurt, Lunchables. I also order all my fast food in Kid meals (because you get a toy). If someone in a public place farts I will laugh out loud. I don�t pretend like it didn�t happen, like a mature adult�that�s just beneath me. I can probably drink more beer in one sitting than you can I work out about 4 times a week, not to be healthy or to gain muscle but because the gym has satellite TV and I can watch shows that I can�t watch at my house. My favorite form of birth control is Butt Sex Favorite foods: Avocados, Pizza, burritos, sushi Favorite restaurant: Del Taco Favorite music: metal, drum and bass Favorite colors: Black Why Im a GodsGirl I got Godsgirls into the Mile High Club Superhero Power super fast Jerk off Strokes Sexual fantasy I like boys in girls' underwear Weapon of Choice my smile Hobbies watching tv, eating del taco, playing with my rat, punching dolphins Music metal Movies natural born killers, gone with the wind, some like it hot, edward scissor Books TV anything on Cartoon Network or the HIstory chanel Art ashley wood Food Del Taco Education what's it good for? Status Swinger Orientation Straight Ethnicity Birthday may 15 Who I Idolize Goals make pissing in public legal Bedtime attire brass knuckles Nerdy Secret Pleasure I read comics My Favorite GodsGirls Darenzia Unicorn or Pegasus? neither, Trolls are the best if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? wait...isn't he Scuzzelbutt's leg? My Website
www.arielx.com