Amor

Honestly, my past week has been amazing.  Rabbit came last Friday and the amount of fun I've been having with her should be illegal.  She is a down ass bitch.  I love down ass bitches.  She came with Brian Street Team, they spent the night on Friday.  I went to visit Angel Saturday morning and they had a cute day in Hollywood and at the Beach.  That day was Rab's birthday so we went out to Beauty Bar and then Tinys.  I drank a lot.. well.. a lot for me.







Julene doesn't like this picture but I think we look amazing.   Her with dark hair = sex.  She is also in my down ass bitches club, because she was getting hit on left and right, and straight up slapped and spit on people if she didn't like it.  Down. Ass. Bitch.

The next morning I saw Angel again.  The next day, he came home.  He has no hair.  It's okay with me.

Last night we went with Farhaad to a sweet restaurant and sat on the floor.  That was pretty awesome.  I've never sat on the floor at a restaurant before.  Green Tea ice cream is really good.  They gave us like 500 fortune cookies and no one ate the cookies, we just all ripped them open and read our fortunes, and then grabbed another.  Rabbit has pictures of this.   I really enjoyed my company.  Then we went to a bar, where as soon as Farhaad would get up to go to the bathroom, guys flocked to us.  It was great.  People were walking in and smiling at us, and even going so far as wanting to take a picture, because Farhaad looked like SUCH A PIMP.   Two fine ladies on his arms... I'm sure he was envied by all.  We've been with Farhaad a lot.  I even drove out to Pasadena to have dinner with him on Sunday night.  He is amazing, but not as amazing as he thinks.  Lets not give him a big head.

I wanted to go to the top of Mulhulland after.. so we drove up that mountain and ran into like 100 deer!  IN LA.  Okay maybe there wasn't 100 but there was probably 20.  That's a lot!   Rabbit has pictures of this also.   I was freaking out because I was seriously intoxicated and reminded of how I hit poor Bambi while driving through Oregon once..

Please excuse me if this doesn't make a lot of sense, I have no idea if it does, I am still feeling the whopping 2 drinks I had from last night.. as Rabbit says, I am a "sissy", and she's happy that there is finally someone more "sissy" at drinking than her.  I don't mind this.  Oh and if someone IMed you from my name last night it WASNT MEEEEEE.  Not me.

Now, me and Rabbit are going to go so something that is SOOOO despicable, you don't even want to know what it is.  I will never speak of it.. I know this just going to make you wonder and ask.. all I'll say is we found this gig off craigslist.  Yeah.   Then we are going out for sushi with Angel.  I love Rabbit being here.  I never want her to leave.  She's awesome.  DAB for lyfe.  I'm sure we'll do something else tonight, I think with Annaliese.

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I've been sleeping so much. All of a sudden I've become sick.. like terribly sick. Not wanting to get up, sick. Probably because I've been in public places with like 500 people. Being sick is the worst.. I can't breathe, can't eat, hurts to move, and I just want to sleep 24/7. Not good for work, my boss is going to be super mad. How am I supposed to flirt with dudes and make them want to see me naked sniffling and wiping my nose every 10 seconds?
Oh and about work, something I wanted to mention in my last entry.. I don't think anyone knows this but I was working one day and a bunch of people came into my chatroom and were like "OMG - I love your home videos on here" And I was like umm excuse me? I have no videos, thanks. And they were like no no - you really do. So I asked them to email me screen shots and they did, and sure enough I had 3 videos on the site that I never ever agreed to, and they were some of my "shows" completely recorded without my knowledge. I told my boss and he was like "NO NO NO - you have no videos, these people are just fucking with you." I kept bugging him until he finally looked into it himself.. well he found them and he said he'd pay me fore them. I went to him last friday super happy I was going to be getting paid for them.. anyone knows if you have a fucking porn video on the internet you make some good money.. you make $800 - $1200 EACH video and I had 3. So I was stoked, I was even down to let them stay up since I figured he'd be paying me a good chunk of change. HE GAVE ME $75 PER VIDEO, AND TOOK THEM DOWN. Pretty funny, eh?

Someone come feed me vegetable souppp :[