Tell them you got in a fight and kicked the shit out of some dude.

a group of dudes.

even better.

jesus. glad you didnt break anything.

Ouch!  Glad you didn't do any permanent damage!   I'm glad I don't do stuff like that anymore.  Waaay too many brushes with death or maiming. 

Take care, you!

yikkesss!
holy shit.

you poor thing. :(

holy hell, im glad you didnt break anything and didnt loose any teeth... that's always horrable and i know what i'm talkin bout, when i was a kid i had to live with a missin tooth in the front for 6 yrs and always looked like a fuckin douchebag - said i trashed some people, tho and that's fun hahaha

so yeah! what annaliese said! totally!

omg darlin... I hope you feel better.... 

thats some hardcore shit right there... lol

I used to do that all the time!  Always made sure someone was videotaping for just such an occasion.