Alice's journals

uuuggghhhh its 8:30 in the morning. No, its not that early but god i hate the wee morning hours. My body knows what time it is and its not happy with me. But i am happy that i got to see the morning blogs. Livia's photo blog made me happy :)

ugh. off i am to get ready for work. All i want is to go back to beeeeedddddd

Thats right. super HIGH me. not super size me. Its basically a spoof of super size me but with a marijuana basis and not mcDicks.

So basically, this guy doesnt smoke pot for 30 days and then he smokes weed all day and all night for 30 days. hes a comedian to, so even though the movie its self isnt spectacular, its pretty hilarious. And they do all these tests for the before and after like lung capacity, memory, even psychic abilities *which he kicks ass in when hes stoned!*.

What i found amazing, is that his sperm count goes through the ROOF when he does his sperm count test during the weed smoking month. Ladies, if you`re not on the pill and you`re doin it with a stoner, put on a glove before you make the love, alright.É... that ``É`` thing is supposed to be a question mark. But im on a laptop and i currently dont know how to fix it. Oh well.

ch ch ch check it out

In other news, there really isnt other news. Ive been trying to stay low key lately. Just relaxing and hanging out at home. I have a job interview at a music shop in my town on wed. I hope i get that job. For those of you who dont know, i currently work in Toys R Hell. i do customer service there. Apparently i signed something where im not supposed to be blogging about work. Whatever...  the day my right to bitch about my work is taken away from me is the day i quit, damn..

I got my chest piece outline done. The whole thing is pretty much done minus the thread going around the heart, I just didnt want to sit anymore for it and my artist wanted to get the hell out of the shop. I designed it though. i think it looks real purdy

We used a grey for the heart and now that its all healed up im really happy about it. Well, its not all healed. Sleeping has been a BITCH. I sleep on my stomach soooooo obviously, not good.

um... wow... i really have nothing to write about. haha. im just bored as shit and felt like i might as well blog.

soooooooooo if you love me, let me know. tell me why. i like it when people do that.

Also, a new member of the site and an old friend of mine, Bradford, will be helping me shoot my new DIY. WHOOOOo!!!  Hes a total babe and dating Vesper of this site. Maybe if im lucky i could con Vesper into doing my makeup cause shes got mad skilllz. Fingers crossed, yes. again, i went to go do a question mark after fingers crossed and i got this damn É. fuckin accentegue.

Also, my dog is laying in my fuckin spot on the bed. Hes 100 pounds therefore this will not be easy to move him

im really just typing about nothing now. Im going onto the patio for a smoke.

So this morning was pretty rough. I woke up and was staring my usual routine. When i started doing my makeup things started to go black and i collapsed to the ground. Dizziness, panic attacks, the whole 9 yards. I went to my bed to try and calm myself down. Ive had many a panic attack but never have i fainted. So i layed on my bed. Things sorta got under control and then i sat up only to go right back down again.

I called my mom and she took me to the ER. 6 hours later i found out there is nothing physically wrong with me. Its all stress induced. Someone please whisk me away to a southern country and live with me on a beach. Please?

When I saw Annaliese's post about what our rooms look like, I wasnt too sure if I wanted to make a post. I dont wanna give away my future set settings! But i love my room. I put alot of time into it before I moved in so I just had to share. I'm also with what Toryn said in her post, a clean room is a sexy room. Mind you, its not always that way.

You'll notice im a found art junkie. I love throwing shit up on my walls. This is a small bit of what I have. My other posters and findings are plastered in the other rooms of my apartment. My favorite being a 20 foot long billboard blow up of "No Nuts. No Glory". My buddy works for a billboard printing company and it was an o'henry mess up. Their loss is my fuckin wicked gain.

I tagg Livia, Clemantine and Eddie to do this!

ZELDA MOVIE!!!!!!!

TRAILER!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So last night started off a little rocky but ended hilariously. My roommate and I ended up walking home from the bar at abo0ut 2am in the rain. Once she splashed me, it was on. Photo evidence.

In the bathroom. Shes a creeper.

Me enjoying the show

Jen, not so much

Who else would cannonball into the cement?

SPLASH!!!!

Booze in a Perrier bottle. Im pure class.

She was in boots, of COURSE she got bigger splashes then me.

Wet bitches

I was fuckin LOVIN it!

a total mess

exactly what I needed. Mind you, getting up for work this morning was so no walk in the park. Im off to bed now, because im exhausted. but i felt like i should share this :)

Last night was an improntu toga party. What a blast. I was a speed demon on the road trying to get there before midnight. It was absolutly hilarious! Lots of old friends I havnt seen in a while and need to see more often.

I met a guy there that I had met briefly in grade 9. Heres the story behind that. In my first highschool we had a thing called "Rage for Order". It was a student poetry book and any student could put their poem in. And of course, I did. I used to be a very avid poetry writer. Then again which depressed 13 year old isnt, right? Anyways I had a poem called "Snake in the grass". One of my favorites. Unfortunatly, it was deemed too "sexual" for a catholic school. Dont these assholes know what a metephor?! Anyways, he came up to me and hes like "I know you. You submitted that poem that rage wouldnt allow.. what was it called? Oh right. it was the one about the snake in the grass". And i was FLOORED. I have a really bad tendency to not remember people I met two nights ago, let alone someone i met 6 years ago! Talk about a moral boost. I think im going to try and pick up my poetry again. Who knows, might turn something great out.

The night ended very sloppily. As all my drinking nights do haha. I had my board with me so i boarded to my friends place with 3 guy friends. I dont know why, but we all decided it would be much better to not wear pants. And since im a serious "Fuck Pants!" typa gal, the pants were off! It was a little strange. But i was wearing my GG shirt which is nice and long, SCORE! I also ended up making out with a friend of mine on the grass in front of my other buddies house. Random.. very random. Bahaha

So tonight, its my friend's birthday. But what makes this lady special is that I have known her online for like 4 years and have never met her face to face. Im so giddy! This girl is a babe and will be drunk and i may take advantage.. and take photos of it. And then tomorrow I m getting naked with Dee and Cyn. I can not wait. These ladies are serious wetdreams of mine.

Pictures of the toga party soon!!

Oh, and I shaved my mohawk back. Pictures of that to come too. Hot damn.

So after making this post i delete it! Fuckin dumb mouse...

ANYWAYS! LAst weekend was filled with sun, alcohol and fuck loads of bugsspray. It was great. And here is the photographic evidence.

My lollipop looked like a balloon

Got started right away!

mmmm

Right after tasha fell off the hammick hahaha. I fell off 4 times :). but was never caught doing so on video or in a photograph!

After night 1, serious hammick time was needed

Successfully on and trying to see if a diy would work... it wouldnt

MmmmmMM!

Im crazy and have a flaming marshmellow. Dont fuck with me!

That dont got coffee in it..

This happend alot..

Right before a man offered to take nudes with our camera! BAHAHAHAH. In all fairness.. we were topless hahaha.

Ah yes

I need nothing more

Drunk self-port

ouh lala. Oh. and i packed a whole suitcase full of shit and i wore the same two outfits the whole time hahaha

Oh, and the most hilarious moment of the camping trip was when i cooked our whiskey marinated chicken in SOAP! BAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. That video is too come

dead :S

And then, there were videos

Hammick #1!

Hammick #2!

Hammick #3!

Dont burn plastic! Finally on video and not trying to get on the hammick

And finally, the aftermath of me cooking chicken in soap

I hope you enjoyed. I did!

is to have her closet filled with nothing but PlastikWrap. I would need nothing else. When i am rich thats all ill have and all ill ever wear.

These are a few of my must haves:

#1. Nitro Pants and X Bomb shirt

#2 Militia

#3. Alter Ego

#4. Dragonese and Inf3st3d top.

#5, Hex skirt

*cries* why cant 2grand just fall from the sky into my lap!

So i sent Against Me! a photo of my chest tattoo. Which, for those who dont know, are Against Me! lyrics. And i got a reply today. They think im awesome and they love me. *sigh* I can die peacefully now. NO. scratch that. when i meet them i will be able to.

Im also wondering, will GodsGirls be doing anyting along with Warped Tour. Seems like it would be a sick idea.

Anyways ladies, im leaving for a weekend full of camping and drinking. Il be back on sunday. I love you all, and ill be back with photos of lakes, fires, and tities.

*MWAH!!!*