Alice's journals

Goddamn! Yes, I am a Top Model addict. I actually tried out for the canadian version one year but that didnt go anywhere. I decided if it didnt happen i was going to start tattooing my body. And voila!  

But thats not what this blog is about!

In this cycle, the biggest buzz is Isis.

Shes a pre-op trannie. And honestly, she takes amazing photos. She was a background model from last season and they asked her to apply. I think it takes balls to do what shes doing.... no pun intended.

And never before have I had such a SEETHING hate for one of the girls. But this year, Clark tops it. Holy shit. You know what, i dont even want to get into it. Just know that i want this bitch GONE!

Theres this GORGEOUS girl Elina whome i totally want to seduce.

MMM! ahotdamn. I wwwaaaaaaannnt it!

I really have nothing else to comment on these girls. I cant wait for next wednesday :). My girl amee and I have a tradition where we get together every wednesday for Model. Another reason why I love hump day.

Ive just realised this post makes me sound like a total weirdo. But thats alright :) Im sure you love me anyways!

So its pretty much a count down. Lots of saving and prepping. I just cant wait. My roommate leaves for Cali in a week, i wish i was going with her. But my time will come!

In the mean time, I went to go see my buddies new punk band Hated . Their all pretty damn cute. They definitly arnt bad live either. The show was pretty great. I needed a fucking night out. Mind you, after the show wasnt too great. I was a dumbie and didnt even think about an afterparty so i didnt bring booze. But i did bump into a very cute boy that ive been talking to, so that was nice.

Other then that, i dont go out. In fact, my nights are me sitting in the park across from my house reading, watching lots o' Buffy and CSI. Awesome, i know.

I leave you with a silly photo. This is me mid process of putting up my mohawk.

probably the most attractive photo of me, no? Its also kinda old, my chest piece isnt finished in this.

Im over and out for now. Maybe ill actually have something good to post soon.

I just walked through the door like 30 minutes ago. I am so sore everywhere. I meditated in the park before I went back to my place. It was nice, but it made my head a little spinny. Not exactly what meditation is supposed to do. Bedtime now? mmmmyes

cum. Literally. HAH! A guy friend of mine just let me know he splooged while checking out one of my photos. Awwww <3. I love my friends. Talk about an ego stroke ;)

from shoe shopping. Its true. He told me. This will make for an interesting shopping expedition.

An Ozzy Osbourne impersonator on America's Got Talent. Sharon Osbourne is a judge on this show.

So its official, Ill be there from Oct 29th to Nov 8th. The dates are a rough idea but i wwant to be there for Hallowe'en and my birthday which is Nov 6th. Eeeeeeeeeee!!! I cant wait! Farhaad and I will finally have our rematch, and its on. Ohhhhh its on.

I cant wait :D

I want to meet all the LA ladies, and I want to live in Xanthia's boobs for at least a day or two. Please and thank you.

So my sister leaves for switzerlandat the end of the month and i am currently at her going away party. Tonight, for the first time, Ill hit the bar with my sister for the first time ever. for those of you who dont know how totally opposit my sister and i, here is a photo.

i was dressed up, obviously, but my friends like to call her Paris :). Shes currently eating cake and Im doing a wash, blowdry, and makeup set on her. Shes totally hopeless with all the above. Shes a priss but i got the style ;).

Im rather excited for this. Ive always wanted to see how she acts when shes out. Im sure this is going to be hilarious.

 

i have been beckoned. im off

So my best girl Amee took out for a night on the town about 3 weeks ago, and now, i am finally posting photos. Yes. finally. I took the photos on the camera sans memory card so they've been forgotten about.

I love rolling around in colored money. A joy you americans will never know.

MONEY!!!!

Cashola

Dolla freakin bills

MMM!

 

Later at the bar

 

For anyone who doesnt know, she lights my world

When her hubby makes her millions of dollars im going to have my own wing in their home. Or just sell smokes out of their garage. hahahah which ever.

 

Thats all for today ladies. Im off to work!

 

about how much i love summer. about how i got off work early an' was enjoying a beautiful saterday by the pool, tanning, getting stoned, just chilling. But no, it turned into an "oh alice" moment. These happen often.

I dropped my pipe. My beautiful glass pipe that my roommate got mye for a sort of "congrats"  about getting into Gods Girls and doing the convention *Im so sorry btw, if you're reading this!) . It just smashed on cement.! It broke into two pieces that could be glued together though. So i jump up and gets the only glue in my folks place, a spray adhesive. AWESOME. I pressed too hard a couple times then fucked it up and got the glue all over my hands.

Not only does the bottle say DO NOT SMOKE but the glue is like a sub human glue. i keep washing and washing and washing my left hand but its perma sticky. Grrreeaaattt. Im about to have a cigarette and i sure as shit hope my hand doesnt get stuck to it accidentily ,because that would make another "Oh Alice" moment.

oh. i also have no papers in this house. Lucky im stoned already because I would NOT be getting up to go buy papers.

 

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STICKY FINGERS!