Abi's journals

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I'm picking out a thermos for yoooou, not an ordinary thermos for yoooou...

Totally busted my leg on an underline door today at work. It sucks. I wish my footie jammies had a little trapdoor in the back.

I love NoPotNewGuy because he drives me to get cheese fries on a whim at midnight. I also love him because he critiques my outfits without being promted, gives me directions when I call at 3 am because I'm lost in the ghetto, sends emails to Boss Lady about my vomitting in her house, gives me old Volcom shirts, tries to hook me up with bitches in different area codes, describes my mother with the words "pleased as punch", sabotages the squirrel traps on the porch so I don't cry, force feeds me bagels and gatorade when I start spazzing on people's couches because of my blood sugar, and lets me drag him places like we're an old married couple.

I hate him because he locks the windows when he farts in the car, kicks me in the ass when he walks behind me, tickles me until I try to bite skin off his arm and permanently scratch his hand, disagrees with me on Yankee Candle scents, discourages my eating of beef jerkey, hates Guinness, shoves his hackysac in my face yelling 'smell my sack!', glares at me when I try to watch trashy reality tv, and refuses to listen to Duran Duran.

There. And I wonder why more people don't think we're dating....

Annaliese has promised to buy me a giant fluffy ugly dress so we can go to prom since I never went in high school. Something like this, only better:

I swear dude, when I'm back in LA, we're going. Including the dinner with a SALAD BAR because I aboslutely love anything with a sneeze-guard. Sweet.

http://www.godsgirls.com/members/NoPotNewGuy/journal/140655/

People shouldn't know these things... I can feel myself getting shoved into the godsgirls D list basement. Later I'll be doing a reality show called "Abi Oozi is 46 and Not Pregant". No one will watch it.

In the meantime, my hair has coffee creamer in it, but I'm not going to wash it.

So glad she's safe, so glad.

Now, I can sleep.

Anyone who was into Mystery Science Theater 3000 back in the day should defenitly check this out.

www.Rifftrax.com

So far I've downloaded the Batman and Robin episode, and its just as lovely as the old school MST3K. Enjoy!

Cold Coffee? Not in my room!

I dont wanna go back to work. I wanna lay in my bed that has more books than sheets on it and listen to The Peacocks "Warning" all day long. Blaaaah.