GodsGirls.com : Unicorns. Bitch.

So I go to have a nice quiet little ride in the sunshine and maybe smoke a cigarette, just enjoying the outdoors in the ajoining neighborhood as mine only has one street and its damn rocky, and what happens? Some fuckin fat kids washing a car start hecklin me, sreaming from across the street. "Why'd you dye your hair yellow!?" "...it was orange. I bleached it." "Why orange? Is that the new 'style' nowadays?" "Not really." "I don't think you're 18, kiddo!" "Yeah you shouldn't smoke!" "I'm aware." "Cancer!" "Least I can stand on a board an it don't snap." "What'd you say!?" "Nothin."

On the way back I skinned my knee hitting a crack in the street that wasn't filled in and again, fatties decide you "YOU FALL CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BALANCE!" I simply gave the finger like an adult and went home. I hope their house burns down, their harddrives crash, and their puppy is picked for a research lab. Fuckin fatties.