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Nyla
I'm a GodsGirl
Joined: 21 Mar 2009
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Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:24 am |
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Does anybody here (model or member) work in the medical profession? Do you have any stories that you want to share that are disgusting/hilarious? If so then add them here.
I recently met a dentist who has some stories that I just had to share with you, they are both from a Gynocologist (spelling help me out here?!).
Story 1
The doctor has a rather large female patient and when he finally gets "in there" to have a look at her complaint is amazed and slightly confused to see his own reflection. Imagine his surprise when he finds an inside out crisp packet in the woman's vagina!!! (It was flamin hot Monster Munch might I add). Yes indeed..this chavvy tart's partner had used a crisp packet as a condom..I never realised this shit actually happened!
Story 2
A patient is complaining of abdominal pains so goes to see the gyno. On inspection the doctor finds 6...YES 6 used condoms inside her! I really worry about the state of Britain today!
Anybody else got some horror stories? I heard a few from the dentist but they made me feel to ill to post them. |
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Evolet
Agnostic
Joined: 16 Jun 2009
Posts: 426
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Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:47 am |
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Does anybody here (model or member) work in the medical profession? Do you have any stories that you want to share that are disgusting/hilarious? If so then add them here.
I recently met a dentist who has some stories that I just had to share with you, they are both from a Gynocologist (spelling help me out here?!).
Story 1
The doctor has a rather large female patient and when he finally gets "in there" to have a look at her complaint is amazed and slightly confused to see his own reflection. Imagine his surprise when he finds an inside out crisp packet in the woman's vagina!!! (It was flamin hot Monster Munch might I add). Yes indeed..this chavvy tart's partner had used a crisp packet as a condom..I never realised this shit actually happened!
Story 2
A patient is complaining of abdominal pains so goes to see the gyno. On inspection the doctor finds 6...YES 6 used condoms inside her! I really worry about the state of Britain today!
Anybody else got some horror stories? I heard a few from the dentist but they made me feel to ill to post them. |
haha insane stuff 
Only thng my aunt told me once (also a gynohoweveryoutypethat, is that she had to fish a hammer (you know, the tool) out of a big womans vag..her husband figured hed use it as a dildo and it probably got stuck or something. Pretty nasty.. |
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Rakkell
I'm a GodsGirl
Joined: 26 Jul 2008
Posts: 1709
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Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:07 am |
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I used to go out with a lad whos Mum worked at A&E at Derby City Hospital - She always had a great story to tell me of the things she had to 'Remove' from Ladies Vaginas and Mens Bottoms.
Marbles, Fruit, Lids, Pencils, Rubbers, Veg, Condoms, Money!!........this list could go on forever. |
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missmoneypenny
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Joined: 22 May 2008
Posts: 1199
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Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:52 pm |
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I have plenty
just let me get the legal position re confidentiality and I'll get back to you on this. |
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KillMrBradley
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Joined: 03 Aug 2009
Posts: 206
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Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:53 pm |
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I didn't hear it from a gyno, but I knew a girl who douched once with ThunderBlaster. An industrial strength drain cleaner. Women, please try not to throw yourselves off of the nearest tall building after reading that. |
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Saiya
I'm a GodsGirl
Joined: 21 Apr 2008
Posts: 1034
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Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:51 pm |
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| I didn't hear it from a gyno, but I knew a girl who douched once with ThunderBlaster. An industrial strength drain cleaner. Women, please try not to throw yourselves off of the nearest tall building after reading that. |
OMG.
Did her vag melt or something?
>.<
I am scared now. |
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Saiya
I'm a GodsGirl
Joined: 21 Apr 2008
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Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:55 pm |
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I used to work in a Pharmacy as a Pharmacy Technician, and we had a couple who didn't speak English come up to the consultation window. The woman was asking something in Spanish, and the man was holding his throat. I was confused so I went and got the manager who spoke Spanish. It turns out that the man had a chicken bone stuck in his throat and was wondering if there was anything over the counter that would help him out. Ah... I directed him to the ER. Ouch. |
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Nyla
I'm a GodsGirl
Joined: 21 Mar 2009
Posts: 338
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Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:29 pm |
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lol these are amazing, keep em coming people! x |
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Talon
I'm a GodsGirl
Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Posts: 251
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:11 am |
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| I didn't hear it from a gyno, but I knew a girl who douched once with ThunderBlaster. An industrial strength drain cleaner. Women, please try not to throw yourselves off of the nearest tall building after reading that. |
My vag tightly shut after picturing that happening. Ooooh the horror! |
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Indica
I'm a GodsGirl
Joined: 27 Aug 2008
Posts: 1820
Location: live
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Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:15 pm |
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| KillMrBradley wrote: |
| I didn't hear it from a gyno, but I knew a girl who douched once with ThunderBlaster. An industrial strength drain cleaner. Women, please try not to throw yourselves off of the nearest tall building after reading that. |
Is she insane? |
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Vice
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Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:20 pm |
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I got 12 teeth pulled at once while watching Angels in the Outfeild. It was pretty horrific. A dentist assistant held my hand. haha. |
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