Our next member of the month is the darling Mr_Zero. He's all over the place at all times, as I'm sure you all know from looking at the forums. He is lovely and somewhat charming and it's always entertaining to watch arguments between him and Farhaad. Learn a little more about the man of the month:
erin - how long have you been a member of godsgirls.com?
mr_zero - Technically, July 29th, 2006. I have been here since October 1005 in spirit.
erin - now, october of 1005... tell me what that was like! how come you get to stay alive so long? i'm going to have to talk to someone about this...
erin - what is your favorite part of the website? forums, journals, chat, boobs?
mr_zero - I am a post whore, chat whore and love to write banal bullshit in my journal. Who doesn't like boobs? Like for serious, if someone cut off your boobs wouldn't that just make you sad? (OK so I really phrased that response that way so I could use the phrase "banal bullshit" in a sentence. It's all true though.)
erin - did you ever play the game "mash" as a kid of was that a girl thing?
mr_zero - True story. I never hung out with boys. I was always kind of a loner. My father wanted to send me to a doctor when I was a kid because, I had more fun playing baseball with the neighborhood girls than the boys. We always wound up playing MASH ID though. Igloo or Dump for the win!
erin - if you had to choose to have the hiccups for the rest of your life or heart burn, which would it be?
mr_zero - Heart burn! I hate all the clever things people think cure hiccups. Like scaring someone will actually work.
erin - if you could have a pet monkey, what would you name it?
mr_zero - Fucking Cunt. It would be great when I am pissed at some girl and call her one. I can blame it on the monkey.
erin - led zeppin, rolling stones or ccr?
mr_zero - Adaya wanted you to ask me this didn't she? Well I stick to my guns. Led Zeppelin sucks ass. They didn't do anything innovative that anyone else in that time wasn't already doing. The Stones just annoy the hell out of me. CCR however! That shit is timeless. Anytime wartime comes along and the vibe is like it was in the late 60s, you can pop in some CCR and get into it. Too bad John turned into a megalomaniac.
erin - no she certainly did not put me up to this question. i think i'm so flabberghasted at your answer that i can't come back with something slightly offensive to say at the fact that not only do you hate the rolling stones BUT, you also hate led zepplin. (ouch...)
erin - does your b.o ever smell like food? if so, what kind of food?
mr_zero - My sweat smells like a field of marigolds mixed with butterscotch pudding.
erin - what is your favorite word to use?
mr_zero - I make my own up all the time. Shit like craptabulous, fucktacular, discombobulatasticultion. My favorite one that I didn't make up, groovy. Try it sometime and see the looks you get.
erin - i think if i used the word groovy on a daily basis, i'd end up with a lot of bruises from being punched by my friends.
erin - if you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
mr_zero - Aria is famous right? Well if that don't count, I would have to say, Morena Baccarin. For those of you not in the know, go watch Firefly. The chick is as likely to slap the shit out of me as fuck me. In a word, WOW.
erin - would you rather be deaf, dumb or blind. which one and why?
mr_zero - Dumb. Deafness and blindness would rob me of the most beautiful things in life.
zee end of zee keh-stions.
Now, I asked him to send me some information about himself, something along the lines of a personal ad so, here we have it LADIES and gents...
Go tell Mr_Zero how appreciated he is : www.godsgirls.com/members/mr_zero
Quotes ~
Farhaad (godsgirls member) - Mr zero is a cool old guy. He is my best e-friend. I met him at the v-day party, he smudged my shoes. I will never forgive him for that. I think we're hanging out in canada next. I will get my revenge there and smudge his face..with my balls.
Aria - Mr_Zero is hands down my favorite member. I always look forward to seeing his comments in the forum or on my blog. He likes to think he's cynical but I know he's a big softy. Also, he has my picture on his desktop so I think that instantly makes us bff's.
Skin - You cant go into the forums and not know who Mr_Zero is. Plus he has a beard.. and that is awesome. He definetly deserves this!
Adneris - "Stop dating heroes and get with a Zero. "
Swindle - Mr Zero is one of the best members we have. He always manages to rule the forums and chatrooms with his uncanny wit and serial killer charm. And he wears teeshirts taunting Chelsea's childhood. He cheers me up and listens to me when I need it, even if it's something as simple as calling another well known member (whom I also love dearly) "Asshat". In reference to Chelsea's comment about pwning Mr Zero at Ms Pacman, Chelsea once referred to my vagina as Ms Pacman. This means Zero and Chelsea are in an epic battle over my naughty bits. Fight!
