www.godsgirls.com/girls/farhaad
So, to kick off the godsgirls member of the month we have a special one to ice the cake. Now, let me just put in my personal two cents... this one in particularly is going to be hard to beat so just as a side note to all you members, take tips from how awesome the following interview is.
A little about our dearest Farhaad... He resides in a town about 4 minutes south of Pasadena, CA. (Is there even a town south of Pasadena? Is that a nice way of saying he lives in Mexico?) He's currently attending school in Hollywood (a.k.a. land of all traffic jams and hipsters with flat ironed hair and pants so tight that I can never seem to figure out where the boys keep their penises). He really likes hip-hop and wants to teach me about someone named "big-L" yet, I am reluctant. When he grows up he wants to be a unicorn, I mean, marketing/promotion in the music business.
Now, lets learn a little bit about our glorious member :
erin - have you ever seen a puerto rican having brunch?
Farhaad - Aint brunch a white thing? I've never seen anyone having brunch. I heard Puerto Ricans usually wake up around 1 or 2 pm, so that kinda disqualifies them from brunch, doesnt it? Brunch is like..11:30am? Something like that.
erin - what did you eat for breakfast?
Farhaad - Leftover pizza from Pizza Man. It was Pineapple. I had 5 slices. I washed it down with some orange juice, then I washed that down with some water. I was gonna go with Corn Flakes, but, I didnt have any milk. Bummer.
erin - what is the weirdest thing you've ever done to make yourself attractive to the opposite sex?
Farhaad - Weird? Hmmmm. I don't know if this is the same deal, but just recently I met a gal who was into that whole rockabilly/psychobilly shit. I pretended to enjoy listening to that shit so I could get to know her better. Turns out she was a frontin' ass faker, and I didnt like her anymore. If you look at my page (www.godsgirls.com/girls/farhaad), you'll see Reverend Horton Heat is my number four most played artist. Hahahah. I need that removed, somehow... (Side note, I'd like to take credit for introducing Farhaad to last.fm.)
erin - do you think you have magical powers? If yes, describe them.
Farhaad - I don't have magical powers, but my Gaydar is crazy ill. That's more of a skill, or a talent or some shit. Magical powers are for gypsies, and crazy Jamaicans.
erin - what is your ideal nipple shape?
Farhaad - Ooh. I like Erin's a lot. They look like they'd be gentle on the lips. Kinda long too. Yeah, I like those. I like Chelsea's too. Hmmm. I'm no titty nipple expert, but those titty nipples look really good. I will do some more research, I'm kinda undecided now. I was just looking through several sets.. it's a tough decision. One pair of nipples are like high-tops, and the other nipples are like some crazy ill low tops.
erin - if you were an animal, what animal do you think you would be?
Farhaad - A black man. Oh noez. The three black folk on the site are gonna be angry with me. I'm sorry, I had to make the joke. don't be mad, black folk! Hmm, I want to be a cat. Cats don't do much, and they look all pretty and proud. Yes, a cat. A black one.
erin - how do you feel about b.o?
Farhaad - Well, I'm half Iranian, so you know my b.o. is pretty incredible. I'm on top of my deodorizing game, though. Some of them dudes rely on that cologne and shit, but it doesn't always work. Take a shower, you dirty, melted collar ass motherfuckers.
erin - how do you feel about women with b.o?
Farhaad - I've never run into a woman who smelled bad, but I've heard plenty of horror stories. I guess it's unavoidable. One day I will run into a gal who has the dragon, and smells like smoked salmon. Ladies, clean. Clean everything. Wash, bathe, whatever. Roses smell good, smell like roses. Or that cucumber strawberry type of shit that you gals wear. I like that a lot.
erin - if you were an asian stereotype, which would you be? Mafia member, school girl, popscenetastic with crazy clothes or a ninja?
Farhaad - They're all bad drivers, right? I'll go with the one that wasn't listed. The nerdy asian dude who is in advanced statistics class in 9th grade. Some of those nerds grow up and make a ton of money designing weird shit like that machine that jerks you off. You don't even need to use your hands to jerk off anymore.
erin - which actor do you absolutely hate and wouldn't mind killing off or putting on some deserted island where they will probably get eaten by a bear.
Farhaad - Some queer named Jared Leto. I have never watched one of his movies, or listened to his wack ass band, but I'm sure it all sucks dick, and he looks like a chick with a 5 o'clock shadow. See? Gay. Steve McQueen would bitch slap this trick if he was still alive.
So, on and ending note to an epic interview, I would on behalf of the staff at godsgirls.com, like to thank Farhaad for being dope. Thanks bro.
Over and out.
Why We Love Him:
"Farhaad is my favorite person to chat with in the chat. He always makes me laugh out loud, and loves that I have white ass skin. Buahaha. He makes me ill mixed tapes and I love him to peices, even when he fails at finding my sweet rainbow dunks in my teeny foot size. Far, they aren't impossible, they are out there, keep searching. My love for him may be somewhat materialistic (not really, duh), but I will always have the utmost loyalty and respect for the only other member of CBGK crew. Damn straight. Love ya kid. Peace!" -Swindle
"Farhaad is actually not very bad at Halo like i like to pretend. And Im glad I have someone to play halo with now...hes great. He might love hideous shoes, but hes a fucking fun person to talk to...no matter how ridiculous." -Gabi
"I haven't been here long.. but.. I think farhaad is fucking hilarious...I love him. haha If he lived here He would be my best friend... " -Tomi
"Farhaad is one of my favourite members. He sent me the clipse cd before it came out.. that's pretty awesome. He also has the best taste in rap music. He was one of the first members i talked to. One day we will be in rap videos. I swear." -Aubrey
"I think Farhaad is amazing, even though I'm a cracka and our tastes in music are very different. He's witty and smart, has his head on straight, and makes me laugh out loud with almost everything he writes. Behind the tough street-wise exterior, Farhaad is a sweetheart with a penchant for really amazing but somewhat gaudy shoes. The community on this site wouldn't be the same without Farhaad as a member, and I speak on the behalf of everyone who doesn't suck when I say, 'GODSGIRLS <3s YOU, FARHAAD!' " -Sara
"Farhaad is amazing and he keeps our forums alive some days. Him and Swindle once decided to put me in a room and see who I would go to if they stood on either side and he said he wanted to hide catnip in his armpits to make me go to him. Farhaad also knows how to pronounce my name and I love him so." -Ivadell
"Haha! omg!! farhaad is fucking awesome. we kept trying to meet up so i could get him drunk before i moved but our schedules were not working and i am still bummed about that shit. he has the best damned taste in rap music and he keeps it real, on the real. farhaad = gully. A+, highly recommended, sweeter than jesus and Tony Danza in a battle royale. Fuck yeah!" -Moscow
"Farhaad is a fucking badass and I have a strong feeling he's got a huge cock, I mean look at those ears, the man's gotta be packin. I'm in love with his ridiculous shoe collection and he promised that one day we'll go shoe and makeup shopping together. Even though a lot of his thread topics are retarded, he's probably what keeps the forums going." -Andi
"Something I know about Farhaad: He is not grossed out by pee. He might even like it a little bit. Farhaad's dedication to breasts is admirable, which makes up for his inability to kick my ass in ANY video game, but specifically Guitar Hero II. I would like to thank Farhaad for recognizing all of our hard work and by honoring it with daily logins to what is, quite obviously, the center of the internet. love, Chelsdizzle" -Chelsea
click here -> read a chat with farhaad and our very own veronica
