Gods Girls > FAQ
- "Hey girl, what makes your hair stand up like that?"
- "What the fuck is this site?"
- "Hey, are you that girl who owns that godsgirls.com site with all of the hot chicks that get naked?"
- "Hey, Annaliese, when are you going to get to see some totally hot naked pictures of you?"
- "We heard/read on livejournal or myspace/read in some magazine or blog that godsgirls.com is owned by a really scary, evil hardcore porn company, is it true?"
- "Is it true that a bunch of you are living in a loft together in downtown LA?"
- "Are you guys going to add [insert a feature here]"
- "Are you guys going to tour?"
- "Will you guys do an interview with [insert the name of a band or person]?"
- "I am missing friends in my community. Where did they go?"
- "I joined for one month...why was I rebilled?"
- "My account expired, can I still get my email?"
- "I entered my passsword wrong and now I can't get in"
- "How do I cancel?"
- "Some of the journal editor features don't show up for me!"
- "What if I think this FAQ sucks?"
"Hey girl, what makes your hair stand up like that?"
well, random creepy person, i guess it would be the fact that my hairdresser is a genius and does a good job of texturizing my lovely locks. or perhaps it's a combination of spray wax when i flat-iron my hair and bedhead hairspray.
"What the fuck is this site?"
godsgirls.com is an alt porn/alt erotica site with a lot of really really amazing, 100 percent exclusive pictures that you can't see anywhere else. the ladies are very lovely and some of them have tattoos and piercings and rebellious haircuts. it also features a community set up to act as a place for the wonderful sort of people who might subscribe to this site to get to know one another and exchange telephone numbers and jokes and funny websites and maybe even get married and have a family and then we could run a sweet commercial featuring happy love connections made between site members like the ones you see for jdate or eharmony or whatever. wouldn't that be fantastic? or you can just talk about boobs and politics because meeting people from the internet is dangerous and scary.
"Hey, are you that girl who owns that godsgirls.com site with all of the hot chicks that get naked?"
This is one of my least favorite questions because it's generally (i live in LA.. remember this..) followed by whoever asked me that question pitching me on some really awesome thing that i should invest some money in, or asking me to promote their crappy product, or asking me if i can hook them up with one of the girls. if i had some money i would be more than happy to invest it in something good but most people in LA who come up to you at nightclubs and places of that sort don't really have anything good for me to invest in. we post enough bulletins on our myspace account as is so i'm not terribly interested in promoting their products--- i'm busy enough trying to promote my own. you know? also, i am pretty selfish and i just want all of the girls for myself so no, you can't have any of them!
"Hey, Annaliese, when are you going to get to see some totally hot naked pictures of you?"
well kids... give me a chance to get in tip top shape and then i will decide if i'm up to it. that is the only way that i would be totally happy modeling for godsgirls. right now i am really content just running things from behind the scenes. lately i am finding myself more and more envious of the gorgeous pictures that our ladies are creating with our photographers so i might shoot some sets soon but shooting sets is all about knowing that that's the best decision for the model and i am still waiting to feel like i am absolutely ready for people to be looking at my boobs. i commend these women for their bravery, and amazing boobs.
"We heard/read on livejournal or myspace/read in some magazine or blog that godsgirls.com is owned by a really scary, evil hardcore porn company, is it true?"
One of the not so fun things about running a business is realizing exactly how expensive getting that business started and running is going to be. i am very grateful to have received the faith of a friend of mine who happens to own a bunch of adult websites. his name is gavin and sometimes i call him uncle gavin when i love him and sometimes i call him stupid when he makes me mad, which is actually kind of often because he wears these really ugly sweatpants and soccer shorts that i really hate a lot. gavin financially backs godsgirls.com and made it possible for me to hire some photographers who i really admire and has made it possible for me to print a lot of merch and give it away at parties when i'm drunk. so three cheers for godsgirls being funded by gavin, who owns a lot of kind of corny (in my opinion) adult websites. i would shamelessly plug his sites but i really doubt you guys are interested in seeing gay dudes. or maybe you are? if you are i just want to point out that there aren't any naked dudes on this site and i would be more than happy to offer you a refund. sorry for any confusion.
"Is it true that a bunch of you are living in a loft together in downtown LA?"
this is basically true. i have this loft/studio in downtown los angeles and a lot of our shooting happens here. models from out of town almost always stay here with me at the loft and usually you can find a local girl or two crashed out here for extended periods of time. we do things like sit on the internet and space out together, put on funny tights and have dance recitals to death from above 1979 remixes, share clothes, do eachothers hair and makeup and sometimes we even have a drunken pillow fight or two. ashley, our hairdresser is staying here now and she and i spend a lot of time making faces at eachother and having completely fake arguments about absolutely nothing that confuse everyone around us. the godsgirls loft is the most fun place on earth. it's better than disneyland. seriously.
"Are you guys going to add [insert a feature here]."
yeah probably. first you have to ask me though, k? [or visit the suggestions forum]
"Are you guys going to tour?"
we get enough dancing done at local venues and in the living room area of the loft so i really doubt we are going to tour in the sense that you guys are probably thinking. a lot of our models tour with musicians/bands and you can probably find them at a merch booth near you. watch the events forum for a date when you might be able to buy a t-shirt from your favorite model.
"Will you guys do an interview with [insert the name of a band or person]?"
you'll have to ask laura. don't you guys think i have enough to do already?! haha.
"I am missing friends in my community. Where did they go?"
When a membership expires, the account is deactivated, and that person will dissapear from your list. Don't worry though, if the person rejoins the site they will pop back up in your community.
"I joined for one month...why was I rebilled? "
you didn't read the terms or the join form. other then the year membership, the membeships rebills unless cancelled.
"My account expired, can I still get my email? "
yes, for a limited time you can log in at webmail.godsgirls.com. We will probably let the email stay active for 3 months, though we may change that at any time ;)
"I entered my password wrong and now I can't get in! "
thats part of our security features. mulitple unsuccessful logins will lock you out of your account for a short period. this will stop your ex from trying the names of your pets to see your account.
Go grab a drink and wander around for a short bit and you'll be able to get back in soon.
"How do I cancel? "
We are sorry to see you go, and hope you come back soon. if you do want to cancel, just follow the link to the billing co you used from our support page.
"Some of the journal editor features don't show up for me!"
"What if I think this FAQ sucks?"
Well that hurts my feelings little but i guess we can't have everything. Anyway, why do you even have time to ask questions? shouldn't you be completely consumed with the task of lurking as many pretty girls as possible?