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Digital Eavesdropping #18 posted : Dec 11th, 2008 @ 6:17 am | by : annaliese | Filed under: Digital Eavesdropping


annaliese : i cant type because food is on my tv
julene : that is not as funny as i think it is
annaliese : now its a show about salads
annaliese : which is making me furious
julene : what kind of salad?
annaliese : green
annaliese : leafy
julene : do they use crispy noodles?
annaliese : nope
annaliese : hhahaha
julene : nuts?
annaliese : no
annaliese : no croutons
annaliese : just
annaliese : leaves
julene : ew
julene : i am sick of leaves
julene : and chicken
annaliese : me too
julene : “why am i eating birds and their bedding? WHYYYYYYY?!?!”
julene : that was me today
annaliese : im seriously going to go get a box of cereal after this chick comes
annaliese : if shes coming
julene : i haz cheerios
annaliese : bananas?
julene : a bigggggg box
julene : no.
julene : but
julene : cherrios!
julene : do we even have milk/
annaliese : do we have milk that isnt expired?
julene : ?
annaliese : hahahaha
julene : no.
annaliese : SAD
annaliese : omg theres a moist deluxe commercial
annaliese : im going back in the office
julene : isn’t that cake?
julene : dude whenever i’m at the gym
julene : it’s always restaurant ads on TV
julene : directly in front of ALL the machines
julene : steaming piles of pasta
julene : AWFUL
annaliese : pasta is so good
annaliese : i vaguely remember it
julene : i think after i dream about pancakes
julene : i will dream about pasta
julene : THEN
julene : i will dream about loaves of bread
julene : rolling around in an ocean
annaliese : mmmmm
julene : of bread.
julene : warm.
julene : delicious
annaliese : good bread
annaliese : with butter
annaliese : or olive oil
annaliese : or peanut butter
julene : with cracked pepper
annaliese : big soft pieces
julene : whole grain
julene : topped with oats
annaliese : this is like cyber sex for the starving
julene : “and then i had cyber bread sex with annaliese all night”
annaliese : mmmm julene and then i will take the baguette and put it deep in your mouth
annaliese : now we cant make eye contact
julene : you are out of control
annaliese : for like a week
julene : true
julene : but
julene : well worth it for the sake of bread-y thoughts
julene : suddenly i understand why heidi had a set with a piece of toast by her vag
julene : ITS ALL SO CLEAR TO ME NOW

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3 Responses to “Digital Eavesdropping #18”

  1. AriaAria
    December 15, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    I’m going to mail you guys a fluff’n'nutter sandwich.

  2. IdolhandsIdolhands
    December 23, 2008 at 1:42 am

    You’d be happy to know, that tonight, I’m downing a bottle of merlot, munching on havarti cheese, and a half a loaf of of ciabatta bread. Thank you Mother and Father! I may be skinny, but I have the metabolism of a track star!!! (nee nee nah nee ners all around.)

  3. rillagorillarillagorilla
    December 26, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    hahahaha!

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