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Digital Eavesdropping #16 posted : Oct 11th, 2008 @ 6:02 am | by : annaliese | Filed under: Digital Eavesdropping


Annaliese vs. Jara

Jara Michelle D. (29798) : Hi, my name is Jara Michelle D. (29798). How may I help you?
annaliese : hi my router is constantly denying me my god givenright to wireless internet and it’s making me upset
annaliese : please make it work
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : Do you have a spare PC that we can wire to the router?
annaliese : no i dont get spare pcs lying around
annaliese : does linksys hate apple computers, jara?
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : No, Annaliese.
annaliese : that’s good.
annaliese : i’m glad linksys does want to be friends with my apple
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : Have you upgraded the Firmware of your router?
annaliese : no i haven’t. how do i do that?
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : I suggest that we do Firmware Upgrade since this would fix some issues regarding the router, just like what you are experiencing now. After upgrading, we will then reconfigure your router.
annaliese : excellent
annaliese : do you have a link to this magical firmware?
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : Yes, let me give you the steps on how to upgrade and reconfigure the router to work with your modem.
annaliese : lovely
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : Please copy and paste the steps I’ll give you on your notepad for your reference, then perform the steps later, after this session.
annaliese : i feel abandoned.
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : IV. Press and hold the reset button of the router using a paper clip for 30 seconds after that, release the reset button and unplug the power cord, then re plug after 10 seconds. Please make sure that during the reset, the Power light is blinking.
annaliese : what if i dont have a paperclip?
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : You can use the tip of a ballpen.
annaliese : ok i have like 50 paperclips but i just wanted to check out my options
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : I see. Smiling here.
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : Anyway, the steps may be long, but one thing good on this is that, after all the steps, you will become the master of your own network.
annaliese : that sounds really important
Jara Michelle D. (29798) : It’s my pleasure to be able to assist you, Annaliese. Let’s both hope for the best. Smiling here.
annaliese : network master
annaliese : i am like a borderline wizard now that we’ve met
annaliese : thanks!

Annaliese vs. Jayzar

Jayzar M. (15495) : You don’t need to open the .bin file.
annaliese : ok what do i do next?
Jayzar M. (15495) : All you need to do is to upload it on the router’s setup page.
annaliese : how do i get to the router’s set up page?
Jayzar M. (15495) : Are you chatting with me directly connected to your router?
annaliese : no i am plugged into the modem directly
annaliese : the router won’t let me connect
Jayzar M. (15495) : I see.
Jayzar M. (15495) : Okay.
annaliese : jayzar i know you are probably in some country far away from the linksys corporate office but i feel that one of your superiors should give me a new router for free
Jayzar M. (15495) : I have a link here on how to upgrade you router.
annaliese : jara promised me that i was going to be the master of my network
Jayzar M. (15495) : Press the reset button, found at the back panel of your router, for 30 seconds using a paper clip.
annaliese : i already did that
annaliese : then i downloaded and installed the firmware
Jayzar M. (15495) : To reconfigure your router, I need to know your ISP?
Jayzar M. (15495) : I see.
Jayzar M. (15495) : Who is your ISP?
annaliese : time warner
Jayzar M. (15495) : Cable right?
annaliese : that;s right, jayzar m.
Jayzar M. (15495) : Let us try to check for the IP address of your PC.
Jayzar M. (15495) : Are you running XP on this PC?
annaliese : im a mac
annaliese : youre a pc

Epilogue: Annaliese is still not master of her network.

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10 Responses to “Digital Eavesdropping #16”

  1. AriaAria
    December 15, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    This made me LOL

  2. JustinCaliJustinCali
    December 15, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    fucking amazing..don’t you love tech help from india?

  3. blackroseorchidblackroseorchid
    December 15, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    awesome….lmao

  4. BiancaBianca
    December 17, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    hahaha

  5. MarleyMarley
    December 17, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    hahahha i wanna be the master of a network! it sounds so magical.

  6. LaryaLarya
    December 23, 2008 at 8:05 am

    i still cant stop laughing at this

  7. LilyLily
    January 3, 2009 at 4:40 am

    Amazing.

  8. TarynTaryn
    January 7, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    haha this was so awesome

  9. LiviaLivia
    January 16, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    when is round three?

  10. commaperiodcommaperiod
    January 21, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    That was funny, I’m reading it as a bit subtle in the humor department, but I’m lol.

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