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This weeks’ blunder comes from…lets call him, Brown Paper Plate. His question is as follows:

“ive done extensive research and in every case when you give a girl an anal creampie, it always comes back out with a brown tint to it. is there any way to prevent this? i want the girl to lick it off of the plate, but i think it will be hard to convince her if its shit flavored.

gross”

This problem actually has very simple solutions.

A) find an asian girl (which shouldnt be hard, considering their overpopulation). If she is under the age of 19 your “creampie quest” will be much easier to accomplish. The youngins’ are fiends for this kind of shit. Pun intended.

B) if asians do not strike your fancy, encourage your significant fuck buddy to invest in an enema or a colonoscopy. Also convincing her to believe the theory that “girls dont poop”, may help her ease into the idea.

C) and lastly, if she is still reluctant, hold her nose and funnel that shit down her throat. She’ll thank you later, I promise.

P.S. it won’t be “shit flavored”, there is just a slight hazelnut aftertaste.