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annaliese: i cant type because food is on my tv
julene: that is not as funny as i think it is
annaliese: now its a show about salads
annaliese: which is making me furious
julene: what kind of salad?
annaliese: green
annaliese: leafy
julene: do they use crispy noodles?
annaliese: nope
annaliese: hhahaha
julene: nuts?
annaliese: no
annaliese: no croutons
annaliese: just
annaliese: leaves
julene: ew
julene: i am sick of leaves
julen: and chicken
annaliese: me too
julene "why am i eating birds and their bedding? WHYYYYYYY?!?!"
julene: that was me today
annaliese: im seriously going to go get a box of cereal after this chick comes
annaliese: if shes coming
julene: i haz cheerios
annaliese: bananas?
julene: a bigggggg box
julene: no.
julene: but
julene: cherrios!
julene: do we even have milk/
annaliese; do we have milk that isnt expired?
julene: ?
annaliese: hahahaha
julene: no.
annaliese: SAD
annaliese: omg theres a moist deluxe commercial
annaliese: im going back in the office
julene: isn't that cake?
julene: dude whenever i'm at the gym
julene: it's always restaurant ads on TV
julene: directly in front of ALL the machines
julene: steaming piles of pasta
julene: AWFUL
annaliese: pasta is so good
annaliese: i vaguely remember it
julene: i think after i dream about pancakes
julene: i will dream about pasta
julene: THEN
julene: i will dream about loaves of bread
julene: rolling around in an ocean
annaliese: mmmmm
julene: of bread.
julene: warm.
julene: delicious
annaliese: good bread
annaliese: with butter
annaliese: or olive oil
annaliese: or peanut butter
julene: with cracked pepper
annaliese: big soft pieces
julene: whole grain
julene: topped with oats
annaliese: this is like cyber sex for the starving
julene: "and then i had cyber bread sex with annaliese all night"
annaliese: mmmm julene and then i will take the baguette and put it deep in your mouth
annaliese: now we cant make eye contact
julene: you are out of control
annaliese: for like a week
julene: true
julene: but
julene: well worth it for the sake of bread-y thoughts
julene: suddenly i understand why heidi had a set with a piece of toast by her vag
julene: ITS ALL SO CLEAR TO ME NOW
:: more eavesdropping in the archives ::
